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    Howie Long's Kid: Drunk, Busted, Headed To Community College
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    Image of metroville metroville
    01/09/09

    In reply to Howie Long's Kid: Drunk, Busted, Headed To Community College
    This is a real firestorm of embarrassment for the family, though not as badly as was the movie Firestorm.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/09/09

    In reply to Howie Long's Kid: Drunk, Busted, Headed To Community College
    Chicken marsala was a bad choice.
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    Image of Jeff Hawkins Jeff Hawkins
    01/09/09

    In reply to Howie Long's Kid: Drunk, Busted, Headed To Community College
    [www.roanoke.com]


    He was a football recruit...and CHOSE baseball


    and it's not like my alma mater didn't need the help

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/09/09

    @Jeff Hawkins:


    Who the fuck let Rey Mysterio Jr. comment on Deadspin?

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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    01/09/09

    In reply to Howie Long's Kid: Drunk, Busted, Headed To Community College
    DUI Trick #1495: If you're going to drive the wrong way down the street, do it in reverse.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    01/09/09

    In reply to Howie Long's Kid: Drunk, Busted, Headed To Community College
    Driving downtown Charlotteville is a nightmare, I think there are four different Main Streets.


    Also, there is a store called "Order from Horder", and the sign includes quotation mark around "Order from Horder" like it is a famous quote or something.

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/09/09

    In reply to Howie Long's Kid: Drunk, Busted, Headed To Community College
    That second Zima's a killer, man!
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/09/09

    In reply to Howie Long's Kid: Drunk, Busted, Headed To Community College
    Is it his fault that all Long men are born with a top of the head that's ideal for balancing a drink on?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/09/09

    In reply to Howie Long's Kid: Drunk, Busted, Headed To Community College
    ...after he failed a pair of sobriety tests.


    Fucking rich kids. Always getting a second chance in everything.

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    01/09/09

    In reply to Howie Long's Kid: Drunk, Busted, Headed To Community College
    Give him a break, it was confusing for him growing up. For a period of time in the late 90s, it appeared that his father was married to Teri Hatcher.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/09/09

    In reply to Howie Long's Kid: Drunk, Busted, Headed To Community College
    A DUI may be just what this kid needs to clean up and find Tebow.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/09/09

    @Gourmet Spud:


    A circumcision might do him some good.

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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    01/09/09

    @Gourmet Spud: U. of Florida counts as community college? I mean, the education is comparable and all . . .
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    01/09/09

    In reply to Howie Long's Kid: Drunk, Busted, Headed To Community College
    Teri Hatcher must be so disappointed.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/09/09

    In reply to Howie Long's Kid: Drunk, Busted, Headed To Community College
    The fuck's a Rob Iracane?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/09/09

    In reply to Howie Long's Kid: Drunk, Busted, Headed To Community College
    ...they saw him driving the wrong way on 12 and a 1/2 Street.


    Was he driving a Nimbus 2000?

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    01/09/09

    @Gourmet Spud: We will track this story and bring you updates from the Mort report with insider He Who Must Not Be Named.
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    Image of Rob Iracane Rob Iracane
    01/09/09

    In reply to Howie Long's Kid: Drunk, Busted, Headed To Community College
    Shoulda been a football player like Dale Murphy's kid. Or your older brother for that matter.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/09/09

    In reply to Howie Long's Kid: Drunk, Busted, Headed To Community College
    It's amazing how quickly Barkley Youth Clubs are springing up at college campuses all over the country.
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