OK, Nobody Leaves The Room; The ESPYS Gift Bag Seems To Be Missing An Item

On Tuesday our friends at Awful Announcing took a look inside the gift bags that are handed out to presenters and nominees of the ESPYS. They're not as elaborate as the swag handed out at the Oscars, but look! A Subway Sandwiches gift card! Anyway, AA provided a full list of items, including, at No. 2, the AlcoMate… » 7/17/08 11:15am 7/17/08 11:15am

The Only Time We're Going To Mention The ESPYs, Promise

Honestly, if you don't have ESPY fever, we don't know what's wrong with you. People have often commended ESPN for running the ESPYs during the All-Star Break, and we agree, though for likely different reasons: We, like you, find ourselves so into sports sometimes that it's helpful to have an event that makes us want… » 7/05/07 11:10am 7/05/07 11:10am