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    Concession Stand Bon Vivants: Bow Down To Your New Mexi-Meat Overlord
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Concession Stand Bon Vivants: Bow Down To Your New Mexi-Meat Overlord
    "...if a person finishes the Fifth Third Burger in one sitting, the team will offer up a Fifth Third Burger T-shirt."


    I wonder if that comes in a small.

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    03/23/09

    In reply to Concession Stand Bon Vivants: Bow Down To Your New Mexi-Meat Overlord
    Wake me when they start to do it right.


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    Image of FrankDuxDisciples FrankDuxDisciples
    03/23/09

    @twoeightnine: where is this from want it now.
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    03/23/09

    [en.wikipedia.org]


    But the Red Wings and every other Rochester entity serves heaven on a plate.

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    03/23/09

    In reply to Concession Stand Bon Vivants: Bow Down To Your New Mexi-Meat Overlord
    And the ambulance ride is free.
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Concession Stand Bon Vivants: Bow Down To Your New Mexi-Meat Overlord
    sells for $20


    Usually, the feelings of shame, regret and self-loathing that come from putting something horrible in your mouth earn you $20.

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    03/23/09

    @David Hume: Dude. You are not supposed to swallow.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    03/23/09

    In reply to Concession Stand Bon Vivants: Bow Down To Your New Mexi-Meat Overlord
    The MacDowell's version of this burger has a seedless bun.
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Concession Stand Bon Vivants: Bow Down To Your New Mexi-Meat Overlord
    needs more deep fried blueberry pancake wrapping
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Concession Stand Bon Vivants: Bow Down To Your New Mexi-Meat Overlord
    doodz it wuld pwn if u put sum bacon on it! otherwise iit iz gay. bacon is god LOL Internet!!11!!!
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    03/23/09

    In reply to Concession Stand Bon Vivants: Bow Down To Your New Mexi-Meat Overlord
    Heartburn. Pain in chest. Numbness in left arm. Loss of consciousness. Defibrilator. Death.
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Concession Stand Bon Vivants: Bow Down To Your New Mexi-Meat Overlord
    As opposed to the West Michigan Whitehoods who are introducing the "3/5's Burger" at all home rallies.
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Concession Stand Bon Vivants: Bow Down To Your New Mexi-Meat Overlord
    No bacon? You call this a sandwich?!
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Concession Stand Bon Vivants: Bow Down To Your New Mexi-Meat Overlord
    I found one of those in Peter King's couch cushions the other day.
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    03/23/09

    @ArkansasFred:


    He makes you sleep on the couch now?

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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    03/23/09

    In reply to Concession Stand Bon Vivants: Bow Down To Your New Mexi-Meat Overlord
    Far superior to every Red Sox fan's favorite gameday concession, the "3/5 Compromise Burger."
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