Borne Back Ceaselessly Into The Crap. The Great Gatsby, Reviewed.

1. I'm confused at to what Baz Luhrmann, the crazy over-the-top director of Moulin Rouge and Romeo + Juliet, would possibly want with The Great Gatsby. Well, I see why he might like it as a theoretical challenge: What ambitious filmmaker (and Luhrmann is nothing if not ambitious) wouldn't want to try to solve the… » 5/08/13 6:13pm 5/08/13 6:13pm

Bill Murray As FDR! Anchorman 2! Opulent Melancholy! Your Authoritative…

In the days before a major holiday, movie news dries up completely. (Unless it's something that's actually genuinely important, like that fact we're gonna have to wait until next year for The Rock and Bruce Willis to be in a movie together.) But before Memorial Day, studios start unveiling a ton of new trailers, which… » 5/24/12 5:38pm 5/24/12 5:38pm