But I will be the next black quarterback to win a Super Bowl. And I will be in the Hall of Fame.
"And I will put on a shirt. Actually, scratch that last one."
"I don't know when I'll start again. But I will be the next black quarterback to win a Super Bowl."
Not so fast, punk. Ow! Shit, my knee!
-Tarvaris Jackson
Quarterbacking is all in the legs. You don't even really need a good arm.
Well you better find another appendage to rely on if you want to get that sub 70 career passer rating up.
We will all be flat on our backs at one time or another. That's when you figure out what you've got inside.
And here I thought this was a Michael Vick interview.
08/24/09
08/24/09
Actually that might have been Jean-Jacques Rousseau. Did Rousseau ever cover the Titans?
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08/24/09
/cries
08/24/09
Hey, it worked for Norman Bates.
08/24/09
Then he smiled awkwardly. Again.
Finally, Williams spoke.
Taylor later announced that his column would double as a Woody Allen screenplay.
08/24/09
After finishing his article, he twirled his mustache and let out a snooty, condescending laugh before heading to the bijou for a matinee.
08/05/09
08/05/09
"And I will put on a shirt. Actually, scratch that last one."
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08/05/09
Not so fast, punk. Ow! Shit, my knee!
-Tarvaris Jackson
08/05/09
I hope he remembers the $5 off admission coupon on 2 liter bottles of Pepsi.
08/05/09
08/05/09
Well you better find another appendage to rely on if you want to get that sub 70 career passer rating up.
08/05/09
And here I thought this was a Michael Vick interview.
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