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New York, 10:57 AM
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    A Solo On The Toy Drum
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    10/08/09

    In reply to A Solo On The Toy Drum
    After he finished the mating call he had to spend the next three days fending off the advances of an amorous Sonoran Javelina Hawk.
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    10/08/09

    @Hatey McLife: Most excellent.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/08/09

    In reply to A Solo On The Toy Drum
    And that reporters names? Selena Roberts. Now you know the rest of the story.

    -Bill Stern'd
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    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    10/08/09

    In reply to A Solo On The Toy Drum
    / submits "Mexican Drum" to Urban Dictionary
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    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    10/08/09

    In reply to A Solo On The Toy Drum
    /no dick joke

    Had to have been a reporter from The Day. I don't think the Bulletin had any females on sports staff (sans one intern) between 2006 and 2008.

    Plus, I've heard a menagerie of stories about some ridiculously clueless female sports staffer from The Day.

    /former Norwich Bulletin editor, roommate and friend of its entire sports staff, 2006-08
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/08/09

    In reply to A Solo On The Toy Drum
    He would flop his penis back and forth in a fashion similar to a Mexican toy drum. It even produced a similar sound.

    I wonder if he learned that by doing a modified hula-hoop type motion, he could spin it in circles, producing the helicockter?
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    Image of Gravy Gravy
    10/08/09

    In reply to A Solo On The Toy Drum

    Reminds me of a different Berenstain Bears story.
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    10/08/09

    In reply to A Solo On The Toy Drum
    We adapted to the change, just as the Berenstain Bears adapted.

    You mean like when they got opposable thumbs and started wearing clothes?
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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    10/08/09

    In reply to A Solo On The Toy Drum
    David Bowie and Bing Crosby are rolling over in their grave.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    10/08/09

    @Blast it, Biggs: Uh, David Bowie is still alive. I see him in a bookstore all the time.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    10/08/09

    In reply to A Solo On The Toy Drum
    I will never understand why those guys from Puppetry of the Penis do the Rosetta Stone videos for English. Seems like a bad idea.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/08/09

    In reply to A Solo On The Toy Drum
    Couldn't they see that we were trying to shower and do guy stuff?!

    You know, chase each other around, snapping towels, maybe shaving each other, rubbing Flexall 454 on each other's sore muscles....you know, guy stuff.
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    Image of SteveJeltzFan SteveJeltzFan
    10/08/09

    In reply to A Solo On The Toy Drum
    Rick Reilly's not a girl, Garrett.
    [sports.espn.go.com]
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    10/08/09

    In reply to A Solo On The Toy Drum
    So he was playing the Dong-o drum.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/08/09

    In reply to A Solo On The Toy Drum
    The mating call didn't work because human females aren't drawn to bright colorful plumage.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10/08/09

    In reply to A Solo On The Toy Drum
    Bang the Drum Quickly?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10/08/09

    In reply to A Solo On The Toy Drum
    A perfect opportunity to use the patented "Little Drummer Boy"™ comeback, wasted.
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