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the week in miller

We're At The End Of Our Rope

It's a sad day here at Deadspin World Headquarters, as the Talking Dennis Miller action figure was found hanged to death early this morning by the cleaning crew. Suicide is suspected, although I blame the cat. His last words were thought to have included a snarky insult of some sort, followed by an arcane reference to the Crimean War. Such a tragic waste of $22.95. Talking Dennis Miller will be interred in my backyard, alongside the Tomb of the Unknown GI Joe. More »

1:35 PM on Wed Nov 21 2007
By rickchand
4,443 views, 48 comments

Latest by Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: @LingeringBursitis: No way, he'd go with the ritualistic seppuku, no way this cat is going out like Del Shannon or Neil Aggett. more »

the week in miller

Defying The Odds, Our Hero Makes It To Week 2

My Talking Dennis Miller Action Figure arrived in the mail today, and I'm happier than Wink Martindale on the Island of Topless Double-D Spokesmodels. Although on close inspection Talking Dennis more resembles the guy who sold me my term life insurance. So far I haven't been able to find the button that makes him talk, although I'm sure that Rupert Murdoch can show me where it is. More »

4:30 PM on Wed Nov 14 2007
By rickchand
3,761 views, 39 comments

the week in miller

Dennis Is Here! Rejoice!

So is it mere coincidence that Dennis Miller starts his new sports show on Versus on the same day that we open our Sports Human of the Year nominations? (lowers glasses, looks thoughtfully at reader). We weren't born yesterday, babe. Sports Unfiltered with Dennis Miller kicked off on Tuesday, and if there were any of you who thought that the first guest wasn't going to be Curt Schilling, that's ten demerits, soldier. It was a wonderful segment, after which the two exchanged American flag lapel pins and waterboarded a Versus intern. More »

2:20 PM on Wed Nov 7 2007
By rickchand
7,455 views, 76 comments

Latest by n/a: @SantaBarbaraWahoo: While I agree Santa Barbara is an excellent spot, Dennis Miller remains an A1 neo-con fuck-wit. more »