OK, we're no art critic — but we know what we like. [Democratic Underground]

It was inevitable — Cheney as Johnny Cash. Photo, song, the works. (Caution: "F" word throughout. Turn down the sound if you're at work). [The Huffington Post]

OK, it's no Harry Potter. Nonetheless, we went to Barnes & Noble to pick one up, and they were sold out. [Bartcop]

"Be vewy quiet." [Daily Kos]

They're already calling it the funniest TV segment ever. We have to admit, we've already watched it about 11 times. [The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, via Brad Blog]

Leave it to the San Francisco Chronicle to dig up the real story. [SFGate]

And just as a change of pace, here's a photo of another high-strung, "princessy" performer besides Johnny Weir who did not medal this week. [SI.com]

"Mmmm, Olympic gold (gurgle)." They're saying that the Turin Winter Olympic gold medal is more bagel-like than the designers would care to admit. And now that we see it, it does look somewhat delicious. [Road to Torino]

Super Bowl party at Ted Nugent's house? We're there. Wooo! Actually, we're not sure what the statement is here. Troy Polamalu played like a deer in the headlights? We just hope it's not one of those novelty singing devices. [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]

How many Boston-area birds will be enjoying this fine addition to the bottoms of their cages this week? We guess a lot. [Yahoo News]

We can't help it: We just can't read about the Wayne Gretzky/Janet Jones/NHL gambling saga without thinking about the movie Lost In America. "You are no longer allowed to use the words 'nest' and 'egg' in the same sentence." [Crazy4Cinema]