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    The Nationals Even Lose To Fireworks
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    06/08/09

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    wonderfully celebratory pyrorific exhibition of goodness


    Go big or go home.


    -Great White band

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    06/08/09

    @What Would Tim Tebow Do?: Liz Phair requires her men to fuck like a volcano, a supernova, if you will.
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    06/08/09

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    Rubin: Do you know who I am?


    Miss Patty Valentine: As a matter of fact, I do...

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    By the end of the season, the Nationals' PCTWR (Paying Customers to Wins Ratio) will be an unprecedented 1, surpassing the 2007 Pirates' record of 1.89
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    06/08/09

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    Who needs firworks when you can just watch the Nationals bullpen implode?
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    06/08/09

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    And somewhere, on a lonely boat in the Atlantic, Francis Scott Key wrote a song about how shitty the Nationals are.
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    06/08/09

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    You don't even want to know what happened to the city's Semen Monitor.
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    06/08/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Jessica Cutler? She got a book deal!
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    06/08/09

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    "Do you know who I am? I'm the DC Fire Chief! I can have this whole stadium burnt to the ground if I want to. It's in the city charter: fire chief gets to torch one public building per year. Last year, I set fire the Smithsonian, so don't fuck with me!"
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    Somewhere in his yacht, Peter Angelos giggles maniacally.
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    06/08/09

    In reply to The Nationals Even Lose To Fireworks
    "Do you know who I am?"


    To be fair, this is DC's official motto.

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