Felix Hernandez's Wife Victim Of Wire Fraud; Fellow M's Wife Charged

Maria Peguero, the wife of Mariners outfielder Carlos Peguero, is accused of using Felix Hernandez's wife's debit card to rack up nearly $180,000 in online charges. Peguero allegedly used Sandra Hernandez's card to make over 60 purchases from Sak's Fifth Avenue between June and October 2012. She faces federal… » 10/19/13 6:24pm 10/19/13 6:24pm

Marathon Runner Steals Mickey Mouse Doll From Child, Is A Huge Jerk

The bond between a child and his favorite toy is a sacred one that should not be taken lightly. Just ask Arman Moodliar, who had his favorite Mickey Mouse doll stolen from him by a heartless marathon runner. » 6/05/13 10:15am 6/05/13 10:15am

Thief Breaks Into Popeye's, Eats 16 Slices Of Pie, Gets Tired From…

A enterprising and hungry man recently committed maybe the most agreeable crime in the history of Baltimore, and surely tested the limits of the Baltimore PD's tactical command units in the process, by breaking into a Popeye's, committing a daring robbery, and then... » 3/02/13 12:55pm 3/02/13 12:55pm

WSU Football Player Arrested After "Shoving Two Bottles Of Tequila Down…

Washington State redshirt freshman Drew Loftus had a plan. He was "exhibiting signs of intoxication," so it was one of those plans, but it was still a plan: He would bide his time during the evening. Maybe have a couple extra drinks, to take the edge off. Wait until about 1 a.m—just when they least expect it. Walk… » 2/03/13 10:30am 2/03/13 10:30am

Four Hofstra Basketball Players Arrested For Allegedly Stealing…

Hofstra teams are called "the Pride." Today, eh, not so much. Four members of the basketball team—Shaquille Stokes, Kentrell Washington, Jimmy Hall, and Dallas Anglin—have been charged with running an electronics theft ring on campus. » 11/30/12 6:25pm 11/30/12 6:25pm

UGA Recruits Rob UGA Locker Room On UGA Recruiting Visit

We love this story, and you might too depending on your feelings toward SEC football and certain programs. Three people have been arrested in connection with stolen property from the Georgia locker room, and police say the suspects are recruits. That sound you just heard was the exploding heads of the NCAA enforcement… » 4/18/11 11:10am 4/18/11 11:10am

Pickpockets And Super Afrikaners On The Other Side Of The Sausage…

PRETORIA, South Africa — My host in Pretoria gave me this can of pepper spray to fend off bandits. I didn't have it when the bad men struck. » 6/29/10 3:15pm 6/29/10 3:15pm

Instant Messages You Never Want To Receive From Your World Cup…

Luke: well, i just got robbed
me: what?
what happened?
Luke: they took my tickets man
my tickets
to [USA-Ghana]
they pickpocketed me
me: who did?
ah fuck
Luke: i don't know!
some fuck » 6/25/10 3:15pm 6/25/10 3:15pm