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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/13/09

    In reply to Sergio Garcia Says Golf Is Hard!
    I find it hilarious whenever hotel concierges cry that my aggressive assplay is "not fair."


    /kobe'd

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/13/09

    In reply to Sergio Garcia Says Golf Is Hard!
    If he doesn't like mudballs, that's between him and his partner.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/13/09

    In reply to Sergio Garcia Says Golf Is Hard!
    How this didn't get the Hamper Shitting, Angry Plums & Queef Like A Champion tags is beyond me.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    04/13/09

    In reply to Sergio Garcia Says Golf Is Hard!
    Sergio Garcia hates America
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    04/13/09

    In reply to Sergio Garcia Says Golf Is Hard!
    golf is hard y'all.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/13/09

    In reply to Sergio Garcia Says Golf Is Hard!
    Sergio just can't believe that one of those slanty-eyed Japanese guys in a cowboy hat finished in the top ten.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/13/09

    In reply to Sergio Garcia Says Golf Is Hard!
    He looks like he could use a Jim Nantz-brand Quaalude.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    04/13/09

    In reply to Sergio Garcia Says Golf Is Hard!
    It certainly isn't fair when the Augusta membership is constantly pestering you and Angel Cabrera for another gin and tonic.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    04/13/09

    In reply to Sergio Garcia Says Golf Is Hard!
    Phil Mickelson would like to add that the portions at the post-round snack table were hardly adult size.
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    Image of I_Like_Rabbits I_Like_Rabbits
    04/13/09

    In reply to A Boob Grab Unlike Any Other
    I wonder if I've been caught on camera coppin a feel. I do it all the time to my girlfriend at concerts, Disneyland, the mall.


    It's not always a grab. Sometimes I brush up against them with my elbow while feigning a stretch, or I do the pretend trip and grab. I've got lots of cheesy tricks.


    Even after 6 years together and 2 kids, she finds it outrageously funny. Definitely a keeper.

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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    04/14/09

    @I_Like_Rabbits: Yeah, I'll bet your wife and the pool boy have a bunch of laughs about those "cheesy tricks" of yours.
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    Image of Thundercracker Thundercracker
    04/13/09

    In reply to A Boob Grab Unlike Any Other
    guessing his age, marital status (is), and their current body shapes I'm guessing this is the closest thing to "gettin some" he'll have all year....and half of next year too. Then it will be a glorious night in September of 2010 when he has a bit too much to drink, catches a rather provocative re-run of Two & A Half Men (some chick in her bra!) and the Misses is in the mood herself following a heated episode of Top Chef. They'll then get down to making some sweet, short, unattractive, boring middle aged married couple sex, which despite how much it sucks he'll still be in some strange debt to her for letting it happen.
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    Image of MitchKayak MitchKayak
    04/13/09

    @Thundercracker: this is the most depressing thing I've read in days.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/13/09

    In reply to A Boob Grab Unlike Any Other
    Little known fact: 2009 Masters champion Angel Cabrera was baptized in the cool blue waters of Lake Titicaca, South America's second largest lake. Lake Titicaca derives it's name from the ancient Incan phrase Clee Vulends Tea-mur.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/13/09

    In reply to A Boob Grab Unlike Any Other
    At least he didn't pull a wood out of his bag.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/13/09

    Sex refernences are in golf, too? Now I've heard everything.


    Waggle.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/13/09

    In reply to A Boob Grab Unlike Any Other
    Later on, he checked her to see if she had any sand in her Villegas.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/13/09

    In reply to A Boob Grab Unlike Any Other
    shebang in a three-way


    I know what I'm watching after work.

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