On Valentine's Day, Shaq sent flowers to himself in the locker room and acted like they were from a secret admirer. All of the other guys were so jealous.
Shaq is becoming more and more like a teenage girl. He spends his days communicating almost exclusively via text message, hangs out at the diner and the mall, and craves attention from total strangers. I think we could be BFF's!
This stunt will surely end in disappointment when the winner realizes it's not two tickets to the game, but "Two Tickets To Paradise", the Eddie Money-inspired musical.
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/Resigned to it
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I think Shaq already drank the black sleep of Twitter-ma.
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