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    Michael Phelps Loves Chewing Tobacco, Loves Threesomes With Strippers
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/11/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Loves Chewing Tobacco, Loves Threesomes With Strippers
    So I gather, Phelps was the first one in the threesome to touch the wall.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/11/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Loves Chewing Tobacco, Loves Threesomes With Strippers
    Is an emotional basketcase who cries like a baby "at the drop of a hat"


    Wow, this guy is one marriage to Kevin Federline away from giving Billy Bush a boner.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/11/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Loves Chewing Tobacco, Loves Threesomes With Strippers
    But, how was Michael in the individual medley?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/11/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Loves Chewing Tobacco, Loves Threesomes With Strippers
    Let's see if one comma can improve this.


    • Huge, mamma's boy, obvs


    Yep, much grosser.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/11/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Loves Chewing Tobacco, Loves Threesomes With Strippers
    she casually inquired about the menage a trois


    Phelps responded: "Enough about my couch, I just want to fuck both of you."

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    Image of Knight_Of_The_Burning_River Knight_Of_The_Burning_River
    05/11/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Loves Chewing Tobacco, Loves Threesomes With Strippers
    Deadspin Commentariat Loves Chewing Tobacco Loves Threesomes With Strippers
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    05/11/09

    I don't like chewing tobacco.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    05/11/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Loves Chewing Tobacco, Loves Threesomes With Strippers
    Phelps really needs Mark Spitz's moustache if he's going to become an orgy guy
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    05/11/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Loves Chewing Tobacco, Loves Threesomes With Strippers
    three-hour, three-way sex romp


    Why would you steal the alternate tagline from Schindler's List?

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/11/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Loves Chewing Tobacco, Loves Threesomes With Strippers
    he invited her and a few friends back to his house for drinks and online poker.


    This was actually the alternate ending of An Officer and a Gentleman.

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/11/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Loves Chewing Tobacco, Loves Threesomes With Strippers
    Seems the only crime Phelps was guilty of...was trusting too much.


    And drug use and possibly paying for sex.

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    05/11/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Loves Chewing Tobacco, Loves Threesomes With Strippers
    It wasn't a true threesome per se. One chick fired the starter pistol so that Phelps could hop onto the other.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    05/11/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Loves Chewing Tobacco, Loves Threesomes With Strippers
    Who says this guy isn't a good role model? This is exactly what I want my future son to be doing when he gets to be around Phelps' age.
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