Thierry Henry Shows He's Still Got It With Ridiculous Fake-Shot Pass

Few things in sports are better than that collective "Ohhhhh" you hear from a soccer crowd when a player pulls off a stunning bit of skill like Thierry Henry's little move here. Commentator guy is right, even if it was only in the Steven Gerrard Testimonial, this is "one of the most ridiculous passes you will ever… » 3/30/15 10:47am Monday 10:47am

This Year's Highest-Paid MLS Player Isn't Actually Playing In MLS Yet

So, what we have below is an updated list of every MLS player's salary. There are some things worth talking about. » 9/29/14 6:43pm 9/29/14 6:43pm

Thierry Henry Doesn't Give A Shit That He Just Scored A Goal

Thierry Henry popped in a goal in the 45th minute Saturday to put the New York Red Bulls up 2-1 over the Columbus Crew, but he wasn't in the mood to celebrate. » 7/13/14 12:08pm 7/13/14 12:08pm

New York Red Bulls Win First Trophy In Franchise History

Wow. What a sporting night. Not every night brings us a historic accomplishment 17 years in the making, but that's exactly what we got in New Jersey last night. I'm talking, of course, about the New York Red Bulls clinching the MLS Supporters' Shield. » 10/28/13 5:33pm 10/28/13 5:33pm

Goalie Can't Make Save, Can Dive Face First Into Goal Post

New York Red Bulls teammates Thierry Henry and Dax McCarty hooked up for a nice goal off an Henry corner kick in the Red Bulls 3-1 win over the Columbus Crew. Poor Crew goalkeeper Andy Gruenebaum made a hell of an effort to stop it, but he came up short. » 9/16/12 12:15pm 9/16/12 12:15pm

Thierry Henry Slammed The Door On His Premiership Career With A…

Arsenal bounced back from a 1-0 deficit to steal a 2-1 win at Sunderland thanks to Thierry Henry's goal in the first minute of injury time. » 2/11/12 12:19pm 2/11/12 12:19pm

Thierry Henry Scored For Arsenal In His Homecoming Match To Put Them Up…

Call it a fairytale, call it destiny, don't call it offside (which he was, most definitely) but Thierry Henry scoring for Arsenal—where he scored a club-record 226 goals between 1999 and 2007—is a story from the pages of British pulp fiction. That he scored the deciding goal in the Gunners' FA Cup match against… » 1/09/12 4:31pm 1/09/12 4:31pm

Thierry Henry Moves Into Heath Ledger’s Old Manor

After months of presumably crashing on friend's sofas and living an Alan Partridge like existence in travel lodges, the good news is that Thierry Henry has finally splashed out on a snazzy New York flat. » 9/23/10 1:30pm 9/23/10 1:30pm

Thierry Henry And KISS Combine To Form The Most Bizarre Ticket…

Put "Strutter" on repeat and head to Dallas because for $40 you can see FC Dallas play New York and then come back two days later for KISS! One of the target audiences here probably feels insulted. [Press Coverage, pic too] » 8/31/10 4:15pm 8/31/10 4:15pm

David Robinson Spotted In His Natural Habitat: Comic-Con

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 7/23/10 9:40am 7/23/10 9:40am

Dumb TV People Interview Thierry Henry, Remind America Why It Can't…

Click to viewThe newly minted New York Red Bull visited the set of Fox 5's morning show, Chirpy Morons Sit on Sofa and Talk About Vitamins, and submitted to a whole host of indignities. Watch, if you can. [MLS Talk, via @GrantWahl] » 7/21/10 10:30am 7/21/10 10:30am

The Beckham Effect, Part Deux

Wondering how Major League Soccer plans to cash in on whatever increased popularity emanates from America's World Cup run? Probably not, because they've been teasing you with it for a while now. What better time than just before kick-off of what may end up being the Game of the Century ... So Far to readdress it,… » 7/11/10 2:00pm 7/11/10 2:00pm

Thierry Henry Is Coming To The MLS, Probably

The French striker is reportedly maybe coming to the MLS's misnomer-laden New York Red Bulls, just as soon as France is knocked out of the World Cup. Or he isn't. Or he is, but we shouldn't talk about it yet. » 5/17/10 4:45pm 5/17/10 4:45pm

Fame And Fortune On The Razor's Edge

Was it fate that brought down the dullest man in sports? Or was it something...sharper? We take a look at the history of Gillette pitchmen, and the woes that befell them soon after. Presenting, the Gillette Curse. » 12/04/09 2:00am 12/04/09 2:00am

Break Ireland's Heart Again, In Crappy Flash Form

Finally, it's the Thierry Henry Handball game. My high score so far is 47 goals, and 18 Irishmen drinking themselves to death. [Jeu De Main] » 11/22/09 3:15pm 11/22/09 3:15pm

Old Logic: France Surrenders. New Logic: France Cheats

Ireland's World Cup dreams die, and France's live on, thanks to a goal that saw two strikers clearly offside, and a pair of blatant Thierry Henry handball assists to boot. The Irish, as you might expect, aren't taking this well. » 11/19/09 2:00am 11/19/09 2:00am

France Continues Ownership Of Brazil

Brazil has capped a tournament full of uninspiring play with more of the same, but this time, they weren't able to get away with it. A peaking-at-the-right-time French squad got a goal from Thierry Henry, slotting home a free kick from the man of the match, Zinedine Zidane. Zidane was brilliant all day long. » 7/01/06 6:07pm 7/01/06 6:07pm

Yeah, Thierry Henry Is France's Problem

If you're planning on watching the Brazil/France match later on today, you may notice that France doesn't suit up a lot of white guys. Of the 23-man roster, 16 of them are something other than white. » 7/01/06 3:45pm 7/01/06 3:45pm