Co-Ed Softball Team's Pro-Style Instagram Account Is My Favorite Thing

I would like you to meet the Stinkmitts, a beer-league softball team from Toronto that really understands how to get the most out of social media. Throughout the 2015 season, which the Stinkmitts appear to be dominating, the team has been running its Instagram account as if it was in the big leagues. It’s wonderful. » 6/24/15 9:49am 6/24/15 9:49am

Bellator To Pay More Old People To Fistfight In Public

On Friday night, two famous grandfathers fought in a mixed martial arts match on national television for money. One of the grandfathers was Ken Shamrock, who is 51 and was knocked out in the first round by Kimbo Slice, who is 41. Many expected a depressing bout or possibly a snuff film. It was somehow both of those… » 6/21/15 3:55pm 6/21/15 3:55pm

The Golden State Warriors Declare Their Love For The CoCo One Last Time

Earlier this season, the Golden State Warriors started one of the best post-victory rituals in the NBA, one that consisted of the team singing and dancing along to O.T. Genasis’s “CoCo” on the team plane. Unfortunately, because “CoCo” is about drugs, they got in a bit of trouble and had to resort to loving the CoCo on… » 6/17/15 2:48pm 6/17/15 2:48pm

76ers To Wells Fargo: Give Us Money, Or We Won't Use Your Dumb Name

In an interesting bit of corporate jiu jitsu, the Philadelphia 76ers will cease referring to their home arena as the “Wells Fargo Center”—its corporate-sponsored name—reports the Associated Press. Instead, the 76ers will refer to it as “The Center” or their “home arena,” seemingly in retaliation after “the financial… » 6/10/15 9:22pm 6/10/15 9:22pm

Is "Mr. Baseball" America's Greatest Baseball Writer?

I have no idea what to say about Mr. Baseball’s Twitter feed; it’s perfect and you should read it. (Mr. Baseball, who may be America’s greatest baseball writer, is one of the few people to have mastered Twitter as a medium for literary expression.) It’s really better experienced than described, but to pique your… » 4/23/15 1:50pm 4/23/15 1:50pm

Let's Appreciate All The Incredible Shit Russell Westbrook Did

Russell Westbrook will not be participating in the NBA playoffs this year, and that makes us sad, because it’s always a bummer when one of the most exciting players in the league has to spend his summer at home. But Westbrook’s absence will be particularly hard to swallow this year, seeing as how he just turned in one… » 4/16/15 12:58pm 4/16/15 12:58pm

News Dude Cries At The Sight Of Sharon Van Etten, Is A Good News Dude

Look, man, it's hard to be moved by things these days. Show me something that isn't Russell Westbrook going coast to coast for a two-handed slam in five seconds, and there's a good chance that my response is going to be, "That's butt." The problem is that a lot of things are butt, but what is definitely not butt is… » 3/12/15 5:35pm 3/12/15 5:35pm