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    A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin
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    Image of Nacho Friendly Nacho Friendly
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin
    Abstemious is one of two words in the English language with all the vowels in alphabetical order. The other one?


    I'LL NEVER TELL!!!

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/04/09

    @Nacho Friendly:


    Faceitous

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin
    This piece lasted longer than Jeff the first time.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin
    You want to see an embarrassing videos made while in college, check out Firehouse Rookie #8. Actually, don't.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/04/09

    @Stev D:


    Jesus! I can't tell who I feel worse for, you or the Dalmation.

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    Image of A Pimp Named DaveR A Pimp Named DaveR
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin
    Now Jeff's not the world's most masculine man... But he knows what he is, and he's glad he's a man.


    And so was Lola.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin
    Embarrassing, yes, but it's still far better than having Carl Monday interested in interviewing you.
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin
    The really good news here: Brian Hickey's doing better now.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/04/09

    @Andy Hutchins: Hey! Welcome back!
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin
    Till this day, Jeff's mom still keeps this piece of video right next to his Bar Mitzvah album.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/04/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: He was every Jewish mother's dream until he became a sportswriter.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin
    A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin


    Gary Glitter has plenty of similar pictures, available in .jpeg, .gif or .png format.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin
    Pearlman went on to say, "So come on baby, won't you show some class. Why you want to move so fast? We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time. Oh no."
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin
    Dialogue at 1:40:


    Pearlman: Hey Bry, can you give me that piece on last night's soccer game?


    Hickey: Not gonna give it to you...but I know of a way you can earn it, Virg...

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    Image of Will Leitch Will Leitch
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin
    OK, this is pretty fantastic. And he looks like Eric Harris!
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    06/04/09

    @Will Leitch: For the record, I find it more embarrassing that Jeff's skydiving video on his YouTube page is scored by Creed:

    _page
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/04/09

    @Will Leitch: You deserve your star back. Also half of Denton's net worth.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin
    I consider myself a man just as much as anybody.


    Oh young naive kid, you're not even 40 yet.

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin
    But if he doesn't lose his virginity by graduation, the University will close down the student center!
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin
    More like The Rocket That Stayed in His Pocket, am I right?
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    06/04/09

    In reply to A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin
    READ MORE: MEDIA MELTDOWNS, JEFF PEARLMAN, SPORTS ILLUSTRATED, WHIMSY, A.C. GREEN, THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY COLLEGE YEARS, IMPOTENCE
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