But right now the Yankees are losing 16 - 2 to Cleveland and Fox is sticking with this game, instead of going to the Cardinals vs Cubs game.

ALERT THE ACLU, BRO! Mercifully, I don't have to find a moving way to say "get some perspective hater" because the Times ran this tearjerker today.

"They are using half-people," Karolyi said. "One of the biggest frustrations is, what arrogance. These people think we are stupid.

Well if they're half people, then it's definitely a problem. The question is, which half are they using? The top or bottom? Or is it a split down the middle situation? Karolyi's solution, rather than tighten up the monitoring, is to do away with the age limits all together. And his wife agrees.

"If it's true," she said of any nation using underage gymnasts, "the only situation is to lift up the age limit. It would be an even playing field for everyone."

Brilliant plan. They should start a new event, toddler tumbling. Raid every orphanage for the most flexible kids and bring on the 6 year olds. You have GOT to be kidding. Let me remind you that Karolyi and his wife have been criticized by some of his former gymnasts claiming abuse.

The whole "if you can't get them to follow the rule, take away the rules" mentality is lame. Unless you're talking about steroids.