Clippers Refuse To Deny That Blake Griffin Beat Up Justin Bieber

Earlier this week, writers and editors across the United States became aware of a dumb story about Blake Griffin beating up Justin Bieber in a Hollywood Starbucks. The version linked here, which we believe to be the original and which inexplicably appears to have been shared 418,000 times on Facebook, was so… » 2/13/14 6:11pm 2/13/14 6:11pm

Budweiser's Puppy-Filled Super Bowl Ad Will Melt Your Heart

Here is an emotionally manipulative Super Bowl ad featuring a puppy kissing a horse, which Belgian-Brazilian conglomerate Anheuser-Busch InBev has released in the hopes that sites like this one will cynically link to it, thus associating their Budweiser brand not only with cute puppies, but with a certain edgy, in your … » 1/29/14 12:03pm 1/29/14 12:03pm

JaVale McGee Just Created Two Of The Best NBA Highlights Of The Season

Our old buddy Pierre just posted both of the clips below to his Instagram account, and I cannot stop laughing at them for reasons I can't completely explain. Maybe it's the music, maybe it's the slo-mo, or maybe it's just because I'm desperate for things to laugh at now that I've been robbed of JaVale's on-court… » 1/07/14 6:05pm 1/07/14 6:05pm

This Basketblogger Twitter Fight Is The Dumbest Thing You'll Ever See

This afternoon, the Deadspin staff was down in the dumps when we saw the dumbest thing ever come across our Twitter timelines. Two basketbloggers, CBS Sports' Matt Moore and Other Dude J. Doug Hatings, were in a full-throated, yet silent spat about... bullying? And Omer Asik, somehow? I mean...what the fuck? » 12/18/13 5:58pm 12/18/13 5:58pm

Dwight Howard Wants To Fight In The UFC For Some Reason

So Dwight Howard was backstage at a fight card in Houston recently and he talked boisterously, before Chandler Parsons and the world, about how he'd love to fight one day and would do it for $10 million and—and, who cares, right? It's Dwight Howard. We know he'll never fight. (Even if he did, it wouldn't be the sort of … » 11/07/13 6:33pm 11/07/13 6:33pm