Darth Vader Defeated A Taser But Succumbed To Pepper Spray In Orlando…

From ClickOrlando, and via tipster Joshua K., comes this tale about how "a Florida Highway Patrol trooper was attacked in Orlando early Thursday by a man wearing a Darth Vader mask." » 1/10/12 8:30pm 1/10/12 8:30pm

Celebrating A Spectacularly Inept Series In College Football History

Georgia defeated Tennessee in a wacky game on Saturday. The highlight was a fourth-quarter Georgia series in which the Bulldogs reached Tennessee's 23-yard line and were promptly penalized four times for 45 yards: Holding, holding, holding, personal foul. In between, the Bulldogs managed to run the ball and lose a… » 10/12/11 3:00pm 10/12/11 3:00pm

This Is A Story About An Ohio High-School Football Game Resulting In…

"In one of the most disturbing acts by an individual high school athlete in recent times, an Ohio football player placed a sharp object — believed to be a tack — in his glove before walking through a postgame handshake line, pricking the hands of 27 opponents as he walked through and "congratulated" them on a game… » 10/06/11 10:30pm 10/06/11 10:30pm

So, Michelle Beadle Apparently Sucked On Linda Cohn's Leg Today

Two girls, one Nike product-placement victory. Per @SarahSpain, "Thank god @ESPN_Michelle had that rattlesnake training. Her Texas upbringing saved @lindacohn 's life." Aw. (H/T Obsessed With Sports) » 9/27/11 9:30pm 9/27/11 9:30pm

Joe Morgan Led The World's Largest Chicken Dance With Attractive Ladies…

Oktoberfest Zinzinnati got underway in Cincinnati yesterday. In addition to "music from Bavarian band Musikkapelle Hopfenblaesers" and "The World Bratwurst Eating Championship," there was revelry and there was dance. » 9/18/11 5:00pm 9/18/11 5:00pm

Arkansas State's Football Coaches Have Uniquely Suggestive Play-Calling…

They may have lost 26-7 to Virginia Tech this weekend, but the coaching staff of the Arkansas State Red Wolves made quite an impression on tipster Doug W. » 9/18/11 2:30pm 9/18/11 2:30pm

Watch An All-Male Dance Troupe Take The Field At Halftime Of The…

When it came to the Saints getting throttled by the Titans in the final preseason game of the year the other night, here's what one guy wrote: » 9/03/11 2:30pm 9/03/11 2:30pm

Things Are Going To Be A Little Different In Winnipeg When The Jets…

The key to understanding what Rob Milette's true role with the Winnipeg Jets will be isn't in knowing the difference between rapists and athletic rapists. » 8/25/11 9:30pm 8/25/11 9:30pm

Here's Video Of Villanova's Basketball Coach Prancing About To A Katy…

Oh hey, that's Villanova University's head basketball coach Jay Wright letting his colors burst in a flash-mob dance routine set to Katy Perry's "Firework," isn't it? » 8/24/11 10:45pm 8/24/11 10:45pm