Fuck Ties

In formal or fucking situations, people gauge commitment by whether or not you're wearing a useless fashion accessory that serves no other purpose but to give death an upper hand. I'm talking about neckties, the bearers of mythical "power" and evolving "rules," leaving fashion writers tripping all over their dicks to… » 2/03/15 5:15pm 2/03/15 5:15pm

Bengals, Panthers Waste Everyone's Time, Tie

The Bengals and Panthers played four quarters and couldn't find a winner. They played another 15 minutes, but the game ended at 37-37. You know what that means: No one's happy! » 10/12/14 5:25pm 10/12/14 5:25pm

At Least Two Players Had No Idea Rams-49ers Could End In A Tie

A tie! Nothing brings more joy to fans of novelty, more consternation to playoff-scenario-figure-outers, or more mercy to viewers than a tie. The first in the NFL since 2008, the second in a decade, the 24-24 final score of yesterday's St. Louis-San Francisco game was perplexing to both teams—should you be happy you… » 11/12/12 4:25pm 11/12/12 4:25pm

Vikings Rookie Placekicker Forces Tie, Breaks Tie, Receives Tie

Week one of the NFL season was full of strong debuts. But the best rookie quote came, to no one's surprise, from the Vikings kicking unit. Blair Walsh nailed the first four field goal attempts of his career on Sunday, all of them coming after the third quarter. His third was a 55-yarder as time expired, sending the… » 9/11/12 1:10pm 9/11/12 1:10pm

Finally; Rosie Perez Arrives To Explain This NFL Tie Business

The more I hear about it, the more convinced I am that this Eagles-Bengals tie quote is going to be Donovan McNabb's legacy; like Chris Webber's time out with none remaining, or the ground ball through Buckner's wickets. I'm not saying that's fair, it's just the way it's gonna be. Because when videos like this pop up… » 11/17/08 4:15pm 11/17/08 4:15pm