The PGA gas scandal has taught us a lot about ourselves and about humanity in general, but there is one deeper unexplored question: Why is this the first we're learning about Tiger Woods' obsession with farts?
So this is actually a thing now? Several major media outlets devoted real newsprint to the mysterious case of Tiger Woods' non-flatulence. Lawyers got involved. Official statements have been issued. Answers have been demanded. How did this come to be?