ESPN Reporter Will Watch The Super Bowl With You For About $3,000…

Want to watch the Sunday's big game with ESPN reporter Adam Schefter? You can, courtesy of Tiki Barber. Remember Tiki's new venture, Thuzio? It's a company through which you can book famous sports people for your birthday party or lunch or whatever at a set price. For $2,000, Victor Green will come to your bar mitzvah » 1/30/13 11:00am 1/30/13 11:00am

This Week's Signs Of The Apocalypse

For nearly two decades, Sports Illustrated has stirred the tea leaves to discern a weekly Sign of the Apocalypse. Deadspin salutes the magazine's ongoing effort to cover the end of times but declines to cede the scoop on the biggest event in world history. » 11/17/12 2:10pm 11/17/12 2:10pm

Tiki Barber's Life Just Gets Sadder Every Day

It's been six years since Tiki Barber retired from football, which means we've spent six years watching him desperately try and fail at becoming some kind of relevant media personality. Having washed out of the television business, Tiki is on to much sadder things. » 11/13/12 12:18pm 11/13/12 12:18pm

Michael Strahan Says The Jets Should Sign Tiki Barber Now

So tweeted the former Giant defensive end today, about his former teammate. "Watching these shows talk about Jets and say they need a running game. Green hasn't been what they expected so go sign Tiki Barber! #Done." Hey, speaking of done, Tiki Barber! » 10/13/11 6:45pm 10/13/11 6:45pm

Tiki Barber Finally Proposes To Young Blonde Blamed For Destroying His…

Since Tiki's attempts at joining an NFL team this season appear to have stalled, he's got more time to focus on other things in his life like finalizing his divorce from his wife Ginny and making an honest gal out of 24-year-old Traci Johnson, the former NBC intern who stole his heart two years ago. » 8/30/11 11:55am 8/30/11 11:55am

These Two Guys Would've Gotten Away With Busting Into Coors Field If It…

Your morning roundup for June 19, the day some sexy finally came out of the Vancouver riots (it starts at 0:45 of this video), and the day we all wish a Happy Father's Day to the appropriate person in our lives. » 6/19/11 10:00am 6/19/11 10:00am

Tortured Analogy Leads Tiki Barber To Declare Himself A "Reverse Anne…

The Tiki Barber image rehab tour kicks off in earnest (remember, he's planning to play again) with a big Sports Illustrated profile dropping tomorrow. In it, he tells a story of the time he went into hiding in the attic of his agent, Mark Lepselter. » 5/24/11 5:00pm 5/24/11 5:00pm

Let’s Look Back On Idiot Columnists Celebrating Tiki Barber’s Brave,…

Tiki Barber is unretiring from football today. Because hey, who couldn't use a media whore running back who talks shit out of the locker room and will be 36 by the time the season comes around? » 3/08/11 3:45pm 3/08/11 3:45pm

Tiki Barber's Young Girlfriend Pens Icky Memoir, Promptly Called…

Two days ago, published an odd story written by Traci Johnson, the young blonde thing Tiki took up with after he separated from his pregnant wife (so he says). Readers were not impressed. » 8/27/10 7:40pm 8/27/10 7:40pm

Did Tiki Barber Sleep In His Girlfriend's Dorm Room? (And Other…

The New York Post did some more homework on Tiki Barber and his 23-year-old lady friend by interviewing everyone who has ever known, lived with or served the duo pasta. The question now is who you choose to believe? » 4/08/10 1:00pm 4/08/10 1:00pm

The Deadspin Field Guide To Tiki's And Tiger's Barely Legal Liaisons

Two superstars, both caught with (much) younger women. This looks bad, but it's possible for Tiki Barber and Tiger Woods to minimize the damage. We offer some helpful dos and don'ts for everyone on how to conduct their Nabokovian affairs. » 4/07/10 7:30pm 4/07/10 7:30pm

Tiki Barber Pulls A Tom Brady On His Pregnant Wife

Famous people don't just get divorced. They have scandals. Like Tiki Barber who is leaving his wife—who is eight months pregnant (with twins)—for a blonde intern half her age. Now that's a breakup. » 4/07/10 10:05am 4/07/10 10:05am

Tiki Barber's Dream Of TV Omnipresence Deferred

Tiki was once hailed by NBC Universal CEO Jeff Zucker as a "one of those rare personalities who appeals to virtually every audience imaginable." Every audience except a football audience, that is. » 6/08/09 10:45am 6/08/09 10:45am

Tiki Barber's Karmic Payback Is Expensive And Sad

Standing in the middle of New York City while a little girl rolls red paint over his crotch, this "Today" show segment pretty much sums up Tiki Barber's post-NFL existence. » 1/27/09 12:15pm 1/27/09 12:15pm

Tiki Barber, The C Word, And You

My favorite Tiki Barber moment will always be that time he appeared on the Discovery Channel game show Cash Cab. When asked what Steinbeck novel included a character named Tom Joad, Tiki answered, "Lonesome Dove." Your favorite moment may vary. Perhaps it was Tiki criticizing Michael Strahan's holdout when they were… » 8/22/08 9:15am 8/22/08 9:15am

Media Approval Ratings: Tiki Barber

We think it's very possible that Tiki Barber might go down in the history books not as a former running back for the New York Giants, but, in fact, as a world-class maker of omelets. And we have a suspicion that he would have no problem with that. » 4/09/08 1:05pm 4/09/08 1:05pm

Giants Fans Celebrate Tiki As Well

Reader Matthew Ott headed down to the Giants' Super Bowl ticker-tape parade in Lower Manhattan yesterday and found a guy after our own heart. The "uncensored" photo after the jump. Lots of work went into that sign, clearly. » 2/06/08 12:35pm 2/06/08 12:35pm

All Hail Tiki Barber, Maker Of Omelets

At this point, it's pretty much clear: The New England Patriots might have lost, but the person who comes across the worst in the wake of the upset is clearly Tiki Barber. Pity. » 2/04/08 12:35pm 2/04/08 12:35pm

A Kindly Plea For Tiki Barber To Shut The Hell Up

Tiki Barber, from all accounts, seems like a rather charming fellow. He's handsome, smart and obviously talented and comfortable in front of a camera; you don't just fall into a spot alongside Matt Lauer by stuttering and stammering. (This is why CBS went with Katie Couric rather than Eric Dickerson.) Barber's so good… » 9/05/07 10:40am 9/05/07 10:40am