Tim Burton Bottoms Out. Dark Shadows, Reviewed.

1. How was there ever a time that we considered Tim Burton weird? He certainly isn't weird now—give this guy a slight haircut and he's essentially an insurance salesman—but in retrospect, knowing the bloated, self-satisfied cookie-cutter hack Burton turned out to be makes one wonder what all the excitement was about… » 5/09/12 3:14pm 5/09/12 3:14pm

Tim Tebow's Next Miracle? Giving Matthew Stafford A Neck

From tipsters Gordon and Katrina, comes this snapshot of the Lions quarterback sans a few vertebrae. Stafford is gearing up for his showdown with the Broncos, but he may want to consider making a pre-game visit to the Chosen One. I'm pretty sure he knows a guy who's got a few spare parts he could use. » 10/30/11 3:00pm 10/30/11 3:00pm