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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/07/09

    In reply to Say What? Our Long, National Nightmare About A Major League Pitcher's Weed Possession Charge Is Already Over?
    Wait, $500/hour is expensive for a lawyer? Why did Bobby Big Wheel charge me $7000 and my spleen to get out of a parking ticket. #timlincecum
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/07/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: He only wanted your spleen? Damn.

    /rubs lower back gingerly #timlincecum
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/07/09

    In reply to Say What? Our Long, National Nightmare About A Major League Pitcher's Weed Possession Charge Is Already Over?
    Are we sure that the fine wasn't for having only 3.3 grams? "Come on son, you're wasting our time here." #timlincecum
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/07/09

    @twoeightnine: That's actually, more than likely, the exact reason. Paranoiacs don't like to admit it, but the dreaded "man" doesn't give a shit about the occasional marijuana possession, or the small-time or first-time toker. It is more hassle than it is worth to process the paperwork for someone with only a few grams on them, unless it is involved with something bigger, like when it is compounded with other drugs or they have links to dealers.

    I'm not sure if Weed is just being sarcastic, but yeah, the law could care less about someone with Lincecum's basic case: first time user, overall good record, willingness to cooperate, nothing else on the radar. Get him out of here, send him on his way; too much paperwork to bring the hammer down on someone like that, famous or no.

    Surprise! They're not out to get you. Sorry. #timlincecum
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/07/09

    @twoeightnine: Willie Nelson has 3.3 grams under his cuticles. #timlincecum
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    Image of Nibbles, chew through my ball sack Nibbles, chew through my ball sack
    11/08/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: As someone who works for "the man," the only counter I have to your arguement is this: if the officer who pulled him over didn't care about the 3.3 grams, then why didn't he just leave it on the side of the highway, the way many many many cops do when they find such a small amount of weed that it isn't worth messing with?

    For what it's worth, you're right about most officers not caring about such a small little deal. I'd way rather find someone driving recklessly and give them a ticket than I would hammer someone for a "personal amount" of weed. #timlincecum
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/08/09

    @Nibbles, chew through my ball sack: There's more than just police officers in the American legal system. I don't even know why I'm responding or why I started this at all.

    #waywaywayyyyofftopic
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/06/09

    In reply to Tim Lincecum Cited In Least Surprising Pot Bust Ever
    I thought Mitch Kramer didn't have any weed, man. #timlincecum
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    Image of Nickly Nickly
    11/05/09

    In reply to Tim Lincecum Cited In Least Surprising Pot Bust Ever
    I wonder how many times he tried to order the London Symphony Orchestra in the dugout. #timlincecum
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    11/05/09

    In reply to Tim Lincecum Cited In Least Surprising Pot Bust Ever
    Cygh Times. #timlincecum
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    11/05/09

    In reply to Tim Lincecum Cited In Least Surprising Pot Bust Ever
    least surprising pot bust ever

    Tommy Chong begs to differ. #timlincecum
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    11/05/09

    In reply to Tim Lincecum Cited In Least Surprising Pot Bust Ever
    He said 3.3 grams is about the size of a human thumb.

    Holy shit, dude, do you know how many little mini universes that is? #timlincecum
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    Image of Proverbial Proverbial
    11/05/09

    In reply to Tim Lincecum Cited In Least Surprising Pot Bust Ever
    Or the 3.3 grams of marijuana found in the reigning Cy Young Award winner's Mercedes?

    Lincecum was fine with getting busted, but he was livid that his dealer screwed him out of .2 grams. #timlincecum
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Tim Lincecum Cited In Least Surprising Pot Bust Ever
    The stars... they're just like me and CPH #timlincecum
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    Image of SponsoredbyV8 SponsoredbyV8
    11/05/09

    In reply to Tim Lincecum Cited In Least Surprising Pot Bust Ever
    3.3 grams of marijuana

    Last time he buys an eighth from that guy. #timlincecum
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/05/09

    @SponsoredbyV8: Hah. #timlincecum
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    Image of 100percentinjuryrate 100percentinjuryrate
    11/05/09

    In reply to Tim Lincecum Cited In Least Surprising Pot Bust Ever
    My hero Tim Lincecum just became an even bigger hero to me. Anyone else really hungry? #timlincecum
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    09/09/09

    In reply to Cops: Former WCW Champ Made His Girlfriend Tap Out
    Considering it was Pujols's home run that led indirectly to Lidge helping the Phillies win the World Series, hype away, sir.

    /WFC
    //Just don't tell Madsen he's closing and they'll be fine
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    09/09/09

    In reply to Cops: Former WCW Champ Made His Girlfriend Tap Out
    I'm pretty sure anyone who opens with Woody Allen references is the kind of guy who likes sad sack loser teams from a state he's never been to and players who inexplicably lose their ability to perform their sport.

    You know, losers. Why should I listen to anything he has to say?
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    Image of econdave econdave
    09/09/09

    In reply to Cops: Former WCW Champ Made His Girlfriend Tap Out
    Good Lord, the team's nickname is the Predators. Could they make it any more obvious?
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/09/09

    In reply to Cops: Former WCW Champ Made His Girlfriend Tap Out
    Sean Haire, who for some reason went by "Sean O'Haire" while wrestling in WCW, was booked for allegedly hitting and choking his girlfriend.

    I'm glad Mark Jindrak found the courage to follow through with pressing charges this time.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    09/09/09

    @Silent Q: "Watch out, he's Irish!"
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