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    It's Like Tim McCarver Talking, But To Music!

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    Image of A Pimp Named DaveR A Pimp Named DaveR
    09/21/09

    In reply to It's Like Tim McCarver Talking, But To Music!
    Is that "Day by Day" by the Hooters?

    Because I'd totally buy this album if it was.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/20/09

    In reply to It's Like Tim McCarver Talking, But To Music!
    would bring even Zeuss himself to tears

    Maybe so, but his How The Minotaur Stole Solstice is still my favorite holiday special.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/20/09

    In reply to It's Like Tim McCarver Talking, But To Music!
    Joe, when you come out with a crummy album, that means people will not buy it.
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    07/14/09

    In reply to Oddsmakers Like Obama's Chances Of Not Humiliating Himself Tonight
    Good to see Asher Roth getting some mainstream love with a Taco Bell ad.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    07/14/09

    In reply to Oddsmakers Like Obama's Chances Of Not Humiliating Himself Tonight
    so is that really Jim Edmonds sitting behind home plate with a Red Sox shirt on next to a woman with gigantic breastesses?
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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    07/14/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: I just want the digits of the redhead in the second row. Maybe I should ask the the guy next to her who's livebloging the game from his Blackberry?
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    Image of Phinstripes Phinstripes
    07/14/09

    In reply to Oddsmakers Like Obama's Chances Of Not Humiliating Himself Tonight
    40 minutes of pre-game garbage and they don't even pick a good angle.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/14/09

    @Phinstripes: I'm guessing that was intentional. Someone on his staff maybe said something to someone in case he did bounce one.



    Although its probably delayed enough so that they could have shown it if it was a good throw.
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    Image of 1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes 1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes
    07/14/09

    In reply to Oddsmakers Like Obama's Chances Of Not Humiliating Himself Tonight
    WHAT KIND OF CAMERA ANGLE WAS THAT ON THE FIRST PITCH, YOU DUMB FUCKS?!?
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    07/14/09

    @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To...: Typical liberal media bias, trying to protect him in case he bounced it.



    /wingnutted
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    07/14/09

    In reply to Oddsmakers Like Obama's Chances Of Not Humiliating Himself Tonight
    Obama's odds are better than Tim Wakefield's.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/14/09

    In reply to Oddsmakers Like Obama's Chances Of Not Humiliating Himself Tonight
    You know, Im sure its been said before, by people marginally more intelligent than me, give or take a few IQ points, but it is astonishing that George W. Bush was a two-term President of The United States of America.
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    07/14/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese...">dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese...... mac: Bush had the good fortune of running against the electoral equivalent of first the Pirates and then the Wshngtn Ntnls.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    07/14/09

    In reply to Oddsmakers Like Obama's Chances Of Not Humiliating Himself Tonight
    Can Obama order McCarver held as a threat to America's security?
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    Image of J-No J-No
    07/14/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: I would prefer that he would offer Cheney immunity to get a secret CIA Death Squad together to take care of Joe Morgan and Brett Favre. I believe the world would be a safer place for all sports fans.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    07/14/09

    In reply to Oddsmakers Like Obama's Chances Of Not Humiliating Himself Tonight
    Joe Morgan would like to remind us of the time when he went to the mound during the 75 season to calm Obama down.
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    Image of We Are All Lance Uppercut We Are All Lance Uppercut
    07/14/09

    In reply to Oddsmakers Like Obama's Chances Of Not Humiliating Himself Tonight
    "The thing I like about President Obama is that he's the one who got the most votes for president. Votes are a vital part of an election, as far as winning is concerned."
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    07/14/09

    In reply to Oddsmakers Like Obama's Chances Of Not Humiliating Himself Tonight
    Here's what I'd like see...



    Player introductions finish.

    *lights go dim*



    Buck & McCarver even more dumbfounded than usual: This is strange. We don't know exactly what the cause of the lighting situation is here...



    *single spotlight on an opening in the outfield fence*



    Suddenly, at max volume, "I am a Real American" starts blaring from the PA.



    Hometome hero Mark McGwire and his twink Sammy Sosa come charging towards the infield!!!



    Once they reach the infield, they do a bash brothers arm smash, and then chest bump. McGwire tears off his Cards jersey to reveal that he's even bigger and more muscular than ever. Meanwhile, Sosa whips out a Dominican flag, runs over to the All-Star logo and starts pissing all over it.



    Then Barry Bonds comes running out of the visitors dugout holding something big and lame in his left hand. It's Bud Selig!



    Bonds puts Selig up on his shoulders and stands on the pitchers mound as the crowd boos lustily... Where is security?!?!



    Both McGwire and Sosa rush toward Bonds and finish Selig off with a Power-Plex. At that moment, Obama jumps back on the field to introduce the new Commissioner of baseball, Mr. Perfect.



    What are the Vegas odds on that happening?
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    Image of Tony Reali's Winning Smile Tony Reali's Winning Smile
    07/14/09


    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Not sure, but the Vegas odds of you recreating that scene in your bedroom are 5-2.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    07/14/09

    @Tony Reali's Winning Smile: Kamala action figures make my world go round
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    07/14/09

    In reply to Oddsmakers Like Obama's Chances Of Not Humiliating Himself Tonight
    "Oddsmakers like Obama's chances of not humiliating himself tonight"



    Same could not be said regarding brandon Inge last night.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/14/09

    In reply to Oddsmakers Like Obama's Chances Of Not Humiliating Himself Tonight
    Upon learning that Obama was a lefty, Charlie Manuel immediately gave him Jayson Werth's spot in the lineup.
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