Tim Tebow's Jersey Sales Are Down Because They're "All Out Of Size Sexy"

The Messiah Watch is officially on alert: Last week we learned that Tim Tebow's Broncos jersey—once record-setting—is only the tenth most popular in the NFL. This bright Denver man suggests that retailers must be "all out of size sexy"; another non-believer in KDVR's segment suggests it's because Tim Tebow just… » 9/06/11 5:20pm 9/06/11 5:20pm

Tim Tebow Dreams Of A World In Which College Athletes Get Paid Enough To Buy Scooters And Eat At Outback

Tim Tebow was on the Daily Show last night with a brand new tagline: Author. If you haven't heard, by way of the book's trailer (this is a thing that is apparently done quite regularly now) or his Colorado-to-Florida book tour, the 23-year-old quarterback has released his first-quarter-of-life memoir: » 6/03/11 6:50pm 6/03/11 6:50pm

Here's Tim Tebow's New Jockey Ad, Kind Of

With apologies to King Herod, we've provided a slight edit to possible NFL starter and definite advertising boon Tim Tebow's brand new Jockey ad. The company released this spot today, and it is somehow even more reverential and vanilla than we ever could have imagined it to be. When Tim Tebow is modeling a T-shirt,… » 3/30/11 6:45pm 3/30/11 6:45pm