@UkraineNotWeak: Parade passed right by my office. If the windows opened I would have thrown the eggs and tomatoes. Bad enough that all the cell service went down. #timtebow
And Tebow said unto them: Come, children, and ye shall be saved, but hastily, as the salvific powers of a practice squad NFL tight end don't have the same "oomph!" #timtebow
@RichardDJoke: To be fair, it's an incentive-laden contract. If the kid finishes the season with 800 yards receiving, he gets an extra hour of TV. #timtebow
Forget the eye-gouging and subsequent hemming and hawing. I'm most shocked that Colin Farrell wasn't at a cocktail party full of violence and cheap shots.
Actually, during the American Civil War, Confederate soldiers often gave Union soldiers five seconds to "say yer prayers" before leveling them with a buck-and-ball from a rifled musket. #brandonspikes
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9 out of 10 of Herschel Walker's personalities agree. #timtebow
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As a Met fan the last few years, you always have to in order to keep your sanity. #timtebow
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That's how Ron Goldman now feels about the phrase "get the fuck out of my house." #timtebow
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+ 1 hit wonder #timtebow
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So was Tim. #timtebow
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Richt then added, "OMG, like, I mean, seriously, this is like, football, not some, I don't know, you know?" #brandonspikes