I want to see the Seahawks get him as an undrafted free agent special teams-type person, so that the twice-yearly game against Kurt Warner's Cardinals can conclusively prove whom God, in his infinite boredom, likes better.
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GIRLWATCHER: Did you think about taking action to set the record straight? Look into registering nottebowsgirlfriend.com or anything like that?
ERIN: I didn’t feel the need to set the record straight because I thought it would go away, but now after almost three years, it is still haunting me. So now I am setting it straight, again and again—I AM NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND!
Yes, I can think of no better way to set the record straight that you are not a certain player's girlfriend than to release a set of photographs with a body-paint replica of that player's jersey the only thing covering your enormous... marvelous... gravity-defying... crafted by... god... himse--
I'm sorry, I completely forgot whatever I was feigning indignation about. Move along. Nothing more to see here.
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From: Gainesville, FL
To: Gethsemane
-Shortest
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— "Tebow Doesn't Want Me for a Sunbeam," Nirvana.
— "Personal Tebow," Depeche Mode, via Johnny Cash
— and my own favorite, Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Tebow Christ Superstar."
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There's a New Testament verse about Mexico's disqualification from the 1990 World Cup?
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GIRLWATCHER: Did you think about taking action to set the record straight? Look into registering nottebowsgirlfriend.com or anything like that?
ERIN: I didn’t feel the need to set the record straight because I thought it would go away, but now after almost three years, it is still haunting me. So now I am setting it straight, again and again—I AM NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND!
Yes, I can think of no better way to set the record straight that you are not a certain player's girlfriend than to release a set of photographs with a body-paint replica of that player's jersey the only thing covering your enormous... marvelous... gravity-defying... crafted by... god... himse--
I'm sorry, I completely forgot whatever I was feigning indignation about. Move along. Nothing more to see here.
11/18/09
Heeeeeyyyyy...
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He was going to ask her to go steady, but her middle name doesn't start with N.
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Thank you Mr. Crease.
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