<![CDATA[Deadspin: to watch]]> http://tags.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: to watch]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/towatch http://deadspin.com/tag/towatch <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight]]> What to watch while planning a vacation to Bill Simmons' "Mount Rapmore"

In Progress: College hoops: Georgetown getting spanked by Syracuse. Those poor, poor rich kids.

Movie: The African Queen, 3:45 p.m. [TCM]

College Hoops: Texas vs. Baylor, 6 p.m. [ESPN]

Movie: Bad Santa, 6 p.m. [Comedy Central]

Movie: Letters From Iwo Jima, 8 p.m. [AMC]

NBA: All-Star Skills Competition, 8:30 p.m. [TNT]

College Hoops: Michigan State at Indiana, 9 p.m. [ESPN] Will Bobby Knight coach this game?

Boxing: Taylor-Pavlik rematch, 9 p.m.. [HBO PPV] Too cheap to order? Too dumb to steal? Large from No Mas will be liveblogging it at The Sporting Blog.

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&#8226; NBA: Sonics @ Knicks. You'd have to reeeeeally hate football (or just delight in the struggles of Larry Brown) if you choose to spend your afternoon watching these two teams.
&#8226; Women's College Basketball: #2 Duke @ #6 Maryland. MJD loves the ladies. But not enough to actually watch them play basketball, I guess.
&#8226; College Basketball: #7 Michigan State @ #24 Wisconsin. If you watch, you might see that top-shelf Talib Kweli Big 10 commercial. And perhaps, an excellent basketball game.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=147255&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[To Watch Today...]]> &#8226; College Basketball: #6 Illinois @ Iowa. Dee Brown continues his Godzilla-like march through the Big Ten, but today, will face a very solid defense. [Big Ten Wonk]
&#8226; Golf: Mercedes Championships. Stuart Appleby has a one-stroke lead, but I'm not sure who to root for in this one. I kinda hate anyone who spends January in Hawaii, playing golf for money. Well, except for native Hawaiians with gambling problems. I've got a soft spot for them.
&#8226; College Basketball: #12 N.C. State @ #25 North Carolina. Because the winner of this one can claim that they are the 2nd-best team in their particular 25-mile radius.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=147200&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight ...]]> What to watch as those Queer Eye guys attempt to make you somewhat less repulsive ...
· Rockies at Giants. Look, if one of you isn't above .500 by Aug. 15, we're cancelling the NL West.
· Hobbit boxing (some call it the featherweight division): Ramirez vs. Smalls.
· WNBA: Connecticut Suns at NY Liberty. To play in this league is the dream of every young girl — and an estimated one of 10 young boys.

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· Marlins at Cardinals. New MLB rule: Following any home run, player must complete drug test before runs will count.
· Darts: World Championships. Men who spend most of their time in pubs will test their skill as ow! Hey, that wasn't funny!
· Athletics at Twins. Here's a drawing of tonight's game, played in an attractive stadium with a pleasant atmosphere. Sadly, it's as close at Twins fans are ever going to get.

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· Tigers at Athletics. Detroit's Sean Douglass, pride of the Toledo Mud Hens, tries to go 4-0.
· Weetabix Cereal Women's British Open. Servings per container: 1. Calories: 0.
· Pugilism: Lubwana vs. Tony in light-heavyweight death match. (Actually, the slightest scratch would stop the whole thing).

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=115048&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night ...]]> What you missed while trying to convince Larry Brown to coach your son's 5th grade basketball team ...
· Let's mistakenly play two: Blue Jays beat Angels in 18th inning.
· Using a branch for a club and a small rock for a ball, Tiger still only seven strokes back at Buick Open.
· Braves sweep Nationals as Chipper Jones fumes about one thing or another.

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· Mets at Astros. Houston fans give a warm welcome to former Astro Carlos Beltran, who ... hey! Who threw that brick?
· Soccer or football? Winner of D.C. United vs. Chelsea gets to name it once and for all.
· How Nick Watney got his groove back: The PGA Buick Open is now available for your perusal.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=114826&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night ...]]> What you missed while attending to your duties as Pope ...
· Our long national nightmare is over: Knicks, Brown finally tie the knot.
· Yankees stopped by Santana (not the band).
· We are filled with shame: < ahref="http://www.suntimes.com/output/fire/cst-spt-fire28.html">AC Milan beats MLS Chicago in exhibition soccer.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=114708&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight ...]]> The burglar stole everything except your crappy TV. Thank the Lord. ...
· Hey, maybe the Padres will make Phil Nevin catch again! That would be funny.
· What are we going to do tonight? I have six words for you my friend: Frontier League Baseball All-Star Game.
· Now that the dancing show is over, perhaps it's time to get caught up on your Cubs baseball.

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· Maddux: Gets 3,000th strikeout. You: Eat 30,000th Chicken McNugget.
· Phelps wins 200 free at World Swim Championships despite that meddlesome Aquaman.
· Sosa mistakenly uses non-corked bat, ties Frank Robinson on homer list

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=114485&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight ...]]> What To Watch Until Squirrels Eat Through The Cable ...
Twins at Yankees: N.Y. needs to finish ahead of Red Sox, if for no other reason than to stop a Fever Pitch sequel
Boxing: Ren Gonz lez vs. Samuel Hern ndez. Bantamweights — they're so cute at that age.
WNBA: LA Sparks vs. Phoenix Mercury. Feel the heat? Um, feel it?

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=114385&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night ...]]> You awoke on the front lawn with a dog licking your face and various unexplainable tattoos. We'll bring you up to speed.
· OK, that idea the Red Sox had about putting Schilling in the bullpen? Not so good.
· Monday Night Golf: Tiger, Daly lose to two guys who just wandered in from a nearby bar.
· Alex Smith sacked while signing first contract with 49ers.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=114240&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight ...]]> What to watch with binoculars on your neighbor's new plasma screen TV ...
· Giants at Cubs. Dusty Baker sure glad he left that sinking ship.
· Lincoln Financial Battle of The Bridges Golf Tournament. Or, Battle at the Bridges (ESPN describes it both ways). Anyway, Tiger Woods is on one of the bridges, apparently.
· Entertainers Classic in Rucker Park. NBA and playground players meet for no apparent reason.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=114150&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night ...]]> What you missed while setting up the world's longest line of dominos ... oops.
· Armstrong can now drink a margarita out of a different Tour de France trophy every day of the week.
· Busch wins Pennsylvania 500, Wallace second after stopping for a family of ducks.
· Ben Crane shoots 69 to win US Bank Championship, making the round you shot last weekend look very, very lame.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=114021&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight ...]]> What to watch as the Oompa Loompas do your household chores ...
Dodgers at Mets. Jeff Weaver vs. Victor Zambrano for all the marb ... for, ah, third place in their respective divisions.
PGA U.S. Bank Championships: "Gambling is illegal at Bushwood Sir, and I never slice. ... Damn!"
Foot Fetish: NE Revolution at Club Deportino Chivas USA.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=113926&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night ...]]> What you missed while impassionatley engaged in the fight, for your right, to paaaaaarrrrrty.
· Guerrero Slams Yankees: We'd make a "Touched by an Angel" reference here if it wasn't so lame.
· Brown, Isiah Meet. Strangely, the open Knicks job never comes up.
· Armstrong emerges from mountains with yellow jersey, attractive bouquet of wildflowers.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=113809&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight ...]]> What to watch as your speedboat is being repossessed ...
Yankees at Rangers. If Steinbrenner acts quickly, Griffey could be on a plane for this one.
From France, the LPGA Evian Masters. Whoa, Lance Armstrong playing through!
Washington D.C. United at Kansas City Wizards. May be blacked out in the Kansas City area if the game is not a sellout. Ha! Man, we crack ourselves up sometimes.

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Schilling gets first save since '92, but let's be honest, it was against Tampa Bay.
Lance Armstrong facing little resistance as he approaches Paris — kind of like the Germans in WWII.
Pistons fire Larry Brown, officially becoming the LA Clippers of the Eastern Conference.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=113372&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night ...]]> What you missed while secretly reading your child's Harry Potter book in the basement ...
Tiger Woods smooches British Open trophy, uses a little tongue.
Top of the Tour, ma! Lance Armstrong increases overall lead.
Royals, Tigers in ugly brawl. Ron Artest suspended just out of habit.

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