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    Image of RachelRayIsTheDevil RachelRayIsTheDevil
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    Defending CC is the last thing in the world I want to do. But weren't those self deprecating comments with a horrible delivery?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    Is that a COSSSSSSSBY sweater?!?
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    Image of Sigerson Sigerson
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    Wow. Someone email this to Warren Sapp. I want this on Inside the NFL immediately.
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    Image of VianLexis VianLexis
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    this is greg the guy who posted this video on you tube. there is another video from the segment as well, not nearly as classic but involves tom cousineau with a creepy one liner and marcus allen professing (while laughing) that not all good dates end up in the bedroom... you just don't see athletes so candid anymore, instead they just commit way more actual felonies

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDuoxnLb8Pg
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    Image of lastingsmilledge lastingsmilledge
    09/12/09

    @VianLexis: haha good job outta you again.... too bad nobody will see your comment because we're not stars.
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    Image of MagicJohnsonsT-Cells MagicJohnsonsT-Cells
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    Chris keeps getting older. They stay the same age
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    Image of Spielman Spielman
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    So, that would have been the November 12th, 1984 game, eventually won by the Seahawks, 17-14. Collinsworth would have been 25.

    (Just to help you figure out exactly how much of a scuzzball he was being going after 14 year olds.)
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    09/12/09

    @Spielman: Much appreciated kind sir!
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    I'm not gonna deny it, I walk around with hundred dollar bills hanging out of my pocket...

    You've just given me a new idea for pants, Cris. Royalty check'll be in the mail.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    Cris Collinsworthless, amirite??!?
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    Every time I have to listen to Cris Collinsworth, I feel like I'm being punished for something bad I did in a past life, even when he's talking about fucking 13 year olds. I mean it's unheard of for me to not enjoy that topic, but there we go, Cris Collinsworth has ruined it for me.
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    Image of AletheaHaruhite AletheaHaruhite
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    Mark Chmura loves this video too.
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    Image of Drederick Tatum Drederick Tatum
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    Once a Bengal, always a Bengal...
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    Image of Sheed's Bald Spot Sheed's Bald Spot
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    How did the NFL become so pussy in the last two decades?
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    Steve U promoted this comment Sheed's Bald Spot was starred Sheed's Bald Spot was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/12/09

    @Sheed's Bald Spot: Seriously. All this league needs is a solid injection of statutory rape to go along with the murder, illegal firearms and dogfighting.
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    Image of This is my Star This is my Star
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    It wasn't the money they liked Chris, it was that awesome sweater.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    Cris Collinsworth banged your mom in the bathroom at CBGB.
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    Image of BrianVan BrianVan
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    If roles were switched, and Wooderson were a real NFL analyst (and Collinsworth a movie character), then I bet Wooderson would similarly be one of today's most reasonable/incisive/watchable analysts. Even in a cloud of pot smoke, holding half a six pack. He'd make much more sense than Emmitt Smith.
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