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    Todd Marinovich's Half-Brother Would Like to Show You His Pistols

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    09/05/09

    In reply to Todd Marinovich's Half-Brother Would Like to Show You His Pistols
    Guy use to co-own a hookah bar in Syracuse.
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    Image of Arsenio Billingham Arsenio Billingham
    09/05/09

    In reply to Todd Marinovich's Half-Brother Would Like to Show You His Pistols
    That's the best gun-related ink I've seen since the bullet tattooed on Budd Dwyer's throat.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    09/05/09

    In reply to Todd Marinovich's Half-Brother Would Like to Show You His Pistols
    I'm not sure exactly how that happens, but I bet there's a Ouija Board involved.

    Or an awesome game of MASH.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/16/09

    In reply to The Epic Todd Marinovich Story You Should Read Immediately
    I heard he was addicted to figs.
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    04/16/09

    In reply to The Epic Todd Marinovich Story You Should Read Immediately
    after shitting his pants during warm-ups, he came out and threw ten touchdowns to win a game against the Houston Thunderbears.


    This sounds like an Uncle Rico story from Napolean Dynamite II: Electric Pants-Shitting Boogaloo.

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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    04/16/09

    In reply to The Epic Todd Marinovich Story You Should Read Immediately
    That is so unbelievably sad and pathetic. There was a pro team called the Thunderbears?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/16/09

    In reply to The Epic Todd Marinovich Story You Should Read Immediately
    I'm waiting for the full comeback story once he gets Steve Earle as his sponsor and starts selling the Sun paper up and down the street.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/16/09

    In reply to The Epic Todd Marinovich Story You Should Read Immediately
    threw ten touchdowns to win a game against the Houston Thunderbears.


    In fairness, here was Houston's QB:


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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/16/09

    In reply to The Epic Todd Marinovich Story You Should Read Immediately
    Have you seen the movie Being Todd Marinovich? It's just like Being John Malkovich, but with a fog machine.
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    Image of The Scott Mitchell Report The Scott Mitchell Report
    04/16/09

    In reply to The Epic Todd Marinovich Story You Should Read Immediately
    "I didn't even know what play they were calling," Todd says. "Nobody looked at the shit I wrote down anyway."


    Excerpt from clipboard writings:


    JEWS SQUIRREL HAMMER LENTIL EARWAX FINGERBANG

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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    04/16/09

    @Scott Mitchell Revival Effort: Actually, it was this:


    "Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed."

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    04/16/09

    @Mr. Praline: It's just like the monkeys and their typewriters, except they've bee replaced by drug addicts and black tar.
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    04/16/09

    @contains_hot_liquid: been
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    Image of Asterisk Ankiel's Face Asterisk Ankiel's Face
    04/16/09

    In reply to The Epic Todd Marinovich Story You Should Read Immediately
    Todd also threw four touchdowns and zero picks in his first year in the now-defunct Heaven's Gate intramural league.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/16/09

    @Asterisk Ankiel's Face: They did have a nice shoe deal.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    04/16/09

    In reply to The Epic Todd Marinovich Story You Should Read Immediately
    after shitting his pants during warm-ups, he came out and threw ten touchdowns to win a game against the Houston Thunderbears.


    I've seen a Thunderbear. It's terrifying.

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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/16/09

    In reply to The Epic Todd Marinovich Story You Should Read Immediately
    He rented a ranch and hired a company that did barbecue on a huge grill on a flatbed truck.


    JaMarcus Russell did the same thing. Except he didn't bother inviting anyone else.

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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    04/16/09

    In reply to The Epic Todd Marinovich Story You Should Read Immediately
    3 porn stars with double headed dildo's.


    Wouldn't that require 4? Or was it a very flexible double headed dildo.

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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/16/09

    @crazyjoedavola: Consider this:


    One slag has one end of the doubleheader in her vagina. She takes the other end and inserts it into the anus of a second tart. Tart number two puts one end of the remaining dildo in her twitchit and stows the other end in the poopchute of number three.


    Voila! Problem solved.

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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    04/16/09

    @Sarcastro: You are a wise man.
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/16/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: @X-tacle: I actually saw something quite like that at a biker club party in Connecticut. I'm like a sponge for that kind of knowledge.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/16/09

    In reply to The Epic Todd Marinovich Story You Should Read Immediately
    Marinovich discovered early on that weed was the one thing that made his life tolerable.


    The stars, they're just like us!

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