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FlakJack
11/12/09

In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
Look at all that skin! This -- this is why Lou Dobbs can't have nice things. #watercoolerfodder
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Juancho
11/12/09

In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
Hey, she and Tony aren't married, they only had a "commitment" ceremony, so if he cheats, it's not technically adultery.

Lauren Sanchez is so happy with this. #watercoolerfodder
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KOGOD
11/12/09

In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
Regardless of whether Tony G plays for the Hawks or Falcons, neither one is exactly furry. #watercoolerfodder
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The Gizmo from Pismo
11/12/09

In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
Somehow, I think the Navy coach's response to a lowly Irish assistant goes along the lines of "tell me how my ass tastes". #watercoolerfodder
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norbizness
11/12/09

In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
"I'd rather give my donation to the American Nazi Party than PETA." #watercoolerfodder
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jerseyleaf001
11/12/09

In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
She doesn't look like pigskin to me.
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BruschisBrewsky
11/12/09

In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
Think it's ironic someone on the Hawks, of all teams, to do an anti-fur ad?

Alanis Morissette just cringed.
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Bill_D_Cat
11/12/09

In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
Had a girlfriend once who was a vegetarian. I asked her why, since there's lots of reasons why someone would do that (medical, religious, whatever). She said (in a rather preachy tone, IIRC), that she was against animal cruelty. I followed up with "What about that leather belt you wear? And your favorite footwear, which happens to be those black leather boots?" She had no answer.

The next day, she quit vegetarianism.

Oh, and PETA sucks. #watercoolerfodder
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comment_ninja
11/12/09

@Bill_D_Cat: What a wonderful story. #watercoolerfodder
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Bobby Big Wheel
11/12/09

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Barry's just trying to tweak PETA by mixing up his birds of prey. #watercoolerfodder
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Kid Canada
11/01/09

In reply to Tom Cable Is An Equal Opportunity Puncher
His next move is to upgrade to one of those giant vampire-killing crosses that Mike Singletary wears. #tomcable
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Phintastic
11/01/09

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"When I was dun wit her, her head was dis big. Next time, she'll make sure da chicken is done." #tomcable
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Hatey McLife
10/23/09

In reply to Randy Hanson Keeps It In Perspective
This is the most skewed perspective I've seen since Da Vinci's drunken first draft of The Last Supper. #tomcable
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MarkKelsosMigraine
10/23/09

In reply to Randy Hanson Keeps It In Perspective
This was the same look I had on my face when my co-workers replaced the pot of delicious columbian coffee I usually enjoy with a pot of steaming hot urine.

-Katie Lacey #tomcable
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ArkansasFred
10/23/09

In reply to Randy Hanson Keeps It In Perspective
If this were a yearbook photo Hanson would be voted Most Likely To Try To Remove His House Arrest Ankle Monitor With A Bowie Knife. #tomcable
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Weed Against Speed
10/23/09

In reply to Randy Hanson Keeps It In Perspective
Do you know who else always keeps it perspective? Lionel Osbourne, that's who. #tomcable
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