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11/24/09
(lowers voice to a whisper) I think he's kind of cute.
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Word on the street is Ol' Leatherface was Clients 7 and 48 on "Kristen's" list.
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Which, to be fair, describes quite a few of us.
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I haven't seen a Simpson fuck up this bad since....
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- Mike Gupta, MD.
Fellow, American Society of Cardiologists.
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This is the last thing he needs. He just got over that exposure to the Ark of the Covenant:
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Jones: So how's the extortion plot going?
Simpson: I have top men working on it.
Jones: Who?
Simpson: Top. Men.
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Now, imagine him naked.
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...and if you don't pay me, I go to the President Bobama and say that you, Jessica Rabbit and Murphy Brown were all giving each other a 96.
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"I'll tell you what I'd do -- two chicks at the same time, man."
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