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    06/24/09

    In reply to Tom Verducci Has Found His Latest Anti-Drug Mascot: Joe Mauer
    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac jr. (March 23 2035)

    Borne from the bowels of greatness, this young phenom will reclaim the game for the righteous. He will be a symbol to all that baseball has returned. His father will look on with pride, never wondering how he wound up with a black son.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Tom Verducci Has Found His Latest Anti-Drug Mascot: Joe Mauer
    Jay Bennett (May 23, 2009):


    We will never think of him as someone who used steroids to hit home runs. Because he doesn't play baseball. He plays in a band.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Tom Verducci Has Found His Latest Anti-Drug Mascot: Joe Mauer
    JOE MAUER CURED MY CANCER!!
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Tom Verducci Has Found His Latest Anti-Drug Mascot: Joe Mauer
    Just another in the long list of Minnesota baseball icons who exemplified sportmanship, pure baseball talent, and never disgraced themselves publically.


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    06/24/09

    @Orr's crabapples: Booyah! Fat Stuart Scott is fat.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    06/24/09

    In reply to Tom Verducci Has Found His Latest Anti-Drug Mascot: Joe Mauer
    Verducci, like many others, just doesn't pick up on the passive-aggressive nature of Minnesotans.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Tom Verducci Has Found His Latest Anti-Drug Mascot: Joe Mauer
    and see nothing but a dancing procession of sandwich men for his cause.


    This sounds like me on night four of the Allman's at the Beacon.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/26/09

    In reply to The Evil Umpire: Who Once Called Pitches For Randy Johnson?
    After that game, Johnson was on a Sweet Valle High!
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    05/26/09

    In reply to The Evil Umpire: Who Once Called Pitches For Randy Johnson?
    I'm pretty sure the ump in question was John McSherry. He was eager to get to the "Do 100 shots of Ranch Dressing" "competition being held that afternoon.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to The Evil Umpire: Who Once Called Pitches For Randy Johnson?
    There hasn't been a more egregious case of a maked man making inappropriate calls from behind someone else's home since Albert Belle called his ex-wife.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to The Evil Umpire: Who Once Called Pitches For Randy Johnson?
    I do know one thing: the silhouette model was not Eric Gregg.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to The Evil Umpire: Who Once Called Pitches For Randy Johnson?
    the Canadian Football League, which is highly suspicious because everyone knows that no such league exists.


    Ignore it all you want but there is no denying the fact our balls are bigger.

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    05/26/09

    In reply to The Evil Umpire: Who Once Called Pitches For Randy Johnson?
    Those are the exact mudflaps I just got for my mini cooper.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to The Evil Umpire: Who Once Called Pitches For Randy Johnson?
    At first glance, I thought that Randy had someone telephone women for him.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to The Evil Umpire: Who Once Called Pitches For Randy Johnson?
    famous tale about catching Greg Maddux with your eyes closed


    Interestingly enough, this is also how women approach sexing up Randy Johnson.

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    05/26/09

    In reply to The Evil Umpire: Who Once Called Pitches For Randy Johnson?
    ...and very likely in the same vein of charming but plainly obvious bullshit as the famous tale about catching Greg Maddux with your eyes closed.


    Mike Piazza, on the other hand, has had several fantasies about catching Greg Maddux with his eyes open.


    By catching, I mean engaging in anal sex with the pitcher.


    Because Mike Piazza is gay.


    Like Brady Quinn.

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    05/26/09

    @Weed Against Speed: +1
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    05/26/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Gay as Easter?
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