Steve Kerr's Story About Toni Kukoc's Pregame Ritual Is Wonderful

Here's Steve Kerr telling a story about his former Bulls teammate, Toni Kukoc, that makes Kukoc sound like the most European man to have ever existed. I think it's safe to say that the world needs more stories about Toni Kukoc. » 10/23/13 9:27am 10/23/13 9:27am

Toni Kukoc May Be In Danger

Since we are talking mid-nineties Bulls players, we are also talking Kim Jong Un. Apparently Dennis Rodman was not the first member of the Chicago juggernaut to meet Kim Jong Un. That honor belongs to...Toni Kukoc? Apparently, so! » 3/04/13 8:35pm 3/04/13 8:35pm

North Korean Heir Is Basically That Guy You Knew In 1996 Who Always…

Kim Jong Il is dead. In 2009, we met his youngest son and presumptive heir, Kim Jong Un—a basketball fan, it turns out. Originally published July 16, 2009. » 12/19/11 7:13am 12/19/11 7:13am

Look At This Fucking Hoopster: "Toni Kukoc" Drums For Vampire Weekend

An occasional feature in which we spotlight the ridiculous trend of recontextualized basketball jerseys. Today: The Croatian Sensation, Toni Kukoc. » 9/09/10 2:30pm 9/09/10 2:30pm

Incongruous Athlete Mix-Tape Theater: Toni Kukoc

Welcome to Incongruous Athlete Mix-Tape Theater, the frequent feature where we examine fan-made video love letters to athletes and their baffling soundtrack choices. Today's superstar: the Croatian Sensation, Toni Kukoc, set to Michael Jacksons's "Remember The Time." » 8/30/10 12:45pm 8/30/10 12:45pm

Toni Kukoc And Derek Fisher Have Giant Penises, John Salley Says

Courtesy of John Salley, we're told that the NBA's most famous Croatian export is super-hung for a white boy and that Fisher is "six feet tall with a seven foot dick." Gentlemen, welcome to the geoduck club. [SpiderandtheHenchman] » 3/26/10 4:35pm 3/26/10 4:35pm

North Korean Heir Is Basically That Guy You Knew In 1996 Who Always…

The presumptive heir to North Korean crazy person Kim Jong Il and all his crappy missiles is a brooding 26-year-old who apparently loves basketball in general and a certain Croatian point-forward in particular. » 7/16/09 5:00pm 7/16/09 5:00pm

That's All For The Leftover Bulls

Something struck us as awfully sad today when we learned that Toni Kukoc is retiring from the NBA. It always makes sports fans feel old when someone who they remember coming in as a rookie ends up retiring, but somehow Kukoc hanging them up felt different, probably because he was the last guy left from those Bulls… » 9/13/06 3:45pm 9/13/06 3:45pm