Doug Gottlieb Compares Tony Gonzalez Winning His First Playoff Game To…

That is an actual thing that happened today. No sensational headlines or tricks. Today, Doug Gottlieb had a train of thought the nuts and bolts of which went something like: "Hey, Tony Gonzalez finally won a playoff game. Wonder if it felt better to him than A.C. Green rubbing genitals with his wife for the first… » 1/14/13 9:59pm 1/14/13 9:59pm

Tony Gonzalez's House Comes With Its Own Porsche

Crazy Uncle Tony's got a beachfront home, priced to move! These deals won't come around again, so act now! He'll even throw in a brand new Porsche! So do we have ourselves a deal, or what? » 12/20/09 5:30pm 12/20/09 5:30pm

A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week,…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 11/12/09 6:30am 11/12/09 6:30am

Tony Gonzalez Is The New Falconer

Kansas City sends Tony Gonzalez to Atlanta and Matt Ryan for a 2010 second-round pick. You weren't using that were you, Matt Cassel? (Yes, two Falconer references in one day! I win $5!) [USA Today] » 4/23/09 4:00pm 4/23/09 4:00pm

Tony Gonzalez to Chiefs: Thanks, You Have Ripped Out My Soul and Left…

It was a little surprising to have Tony Gonzalez still stuck in Kansas City at the end of yesterday's riveting » 10/15/08 12:45pm 10/15/08 12:45pm NFL trade deadline but the 32-year-old Pro Bowl tight end's quest for a Super Bowl will apparently have to wait another lifetime. Even though Gonzalez had politely requested a trade while the team struggles…

NFL Update: Tony Gonzalez Breaks TE Record

As we head into the second half of the early games, we have a broken record to report. Chiefs' Tony Gonzalez has broken the NFL's career record for yards receiving by a tight end. The record, previously held by Shannon Sharpe, stood at 10,060 yards before today's game. DeAngelo Williams has 102 rushing yards, 25 yards… » 10/05/08 3:00pm 10/05/08 3:00pm

Tony Gonzalez: Hero To The Meat-Lodged

Kansas City Chiefs tight end Tony Gonzalez is known for many things in his storied career: Pro Bowl tight end, United Way spokesperson, and football salami enthusiast. » 7/08/08 9:05am 7/08/08 9:05am