Tony La Russa: Asshole Or Dipshit? Let's Discuss!

Tony La Russa was never the cuddliest of MLB managers, and he's done a lot of things that would preclude him from ever being invited to anyone's Christmas party. But the big question remains, is La Russa a dipshit or an asshole? Let's settle this in the discussion section below. » 7/02/12 5:36pm 7/02/12 5:36pm

Tony La Russa Explains Decision Not To Put Johnny Cueto On All-Star…

Uh oh, we got ourselves a scandal, or something. Cincinnati Reds manager Dusty Baker and former St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa have never been especially fond of each other. Their relationship got even testier over the weekend when La Russa, who was in charge of making final selections for the National… » 7/02/12 4:48pm 7/02/12 4:48pm

Fox News Interviewed Donald Trump About The Retirement Of "Arizona…

Elsewhere this would be called a chyronfail, but the juxtaposition of Donald Trump explaining his deep friendship with Tony La Russa to Greta Van Susteren makes it worth the video clip. Fox News has a long way to go to earn the "Cable News sports graphic blunder" title, though; that belongs to CNN's report on Derek… » 11/03/11 10:30am 11/03/11 10:30am

Note To ESPN: There Is A Significant Difference Between An "Elephant…

Tony La Russa is making the post-retirement media tour, and on Monday he stopped by Late Show with David Letterman, during which he revealed a Sacramento-area animal rescue group had offered him a position as elephant keeper. » 11/02/11 12:25pm 11/02/11 12:25pm

This Evening: Proof That America Thinks Rex Ryan Is Smarter Than Tony…

Your p.m. roundup for Oct. 20, the day we were depressed to learn what Mr. Belding was up to these days. H/T to Jon for the map. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 10/20/11 7:05pm 10/20/11 7:05pm

Someone Apparently Left These Penis- And Vagina-Shaped Cakes In Tony…

You didn't think there was actually any merit in La Russa's reliever-overuse strategy, did you? No, these Cards, like other championship Cards, are made of the secret sauce. The grit. The phenomena. In 2006, it was David Eckstein. This year, it's homemade dong- and vagina-shaped cakes. » 10/17/11 5:30pm 10/17/11 5:30pm