Nyjer Morgan Is Trying His Damnedest To Engage Albert Pujols In A Middle School Fight

Just about a month ago, we heard from the local broadcast crews as they reacted to the last Brewers-Cardinals skirmish (they were predictably biased). Last night, the two teams clashed again, and loveable kite enthusiast Nyjer Morgan was—predictably—at the center of it all. » 9/08/11 2:30pm 9/08/11 2:30pm

Thankfully, Nyjer Morgan Has Continued Giving Postgame Interviews In Character

Yes, the Brewers have won seven in a row and opened up moderate leads on not-good-enough St. Louis and really-not-good-enough Pittsburgh, but that success isn't the most exciting thing in Milwaukee baseball. Nor is Prince Fielder's contract year or John Axford's mustache or the Yuniesky Betancourt experience.… » 8/02/11 12:45pm 8/02/11 12:45pm

Brewers Fan Tells Nyjer Morgan To Go Fly A Kite, So Nyjer Morgan Goes And Flies A Kite

More evidence that Nyjer Morgan is a singular soul: Reader Todd responded to one of those tweets that public figures always release into the Twittersphere to make their followers feel acknowledged (this one: "Wat should ur boy do today?"), only this public figure (sure, why not?) happened to be Nyjer Morgan,… » 6/23/11 4:35pm 6/23/11 4:35pm

Milwaukee's Nyjer Morgan Provides The Post-Game Interview Of The Season

Nyjer Morgan, the most glorious weirdo in Major League Baseball, put the Mets away with a walk-off double in the bottom of the ninth in Milwaukee last night. In his post-game interview with Fox Sports Wisconsin, Prince Fielder provided Morgan with a Gatorade bath, which this time around consisted entirely of Gatorade » 6/09/11 1:00pm 6/09/11 1:00pm