Tony Romo Holds His Butt

Tony Romo's on the ground, it's cold, and his butt hurts. Let him feel sorry for himself for a second. Fortunately for the Cowboys, Romo's butt wasn't seriously injured. » 1/11/15 2:59pm 1/11/15 2:59pm

Tony Romo Is More Busted Up Than Anyone Realized

We knew he had back surgery in the offseason. We knew he received two fractures when he was kneed in the spine five weeks ago (and sent back into the game.) But it was only last night that Cowboys QB Tony Romo revealed that he's spent most of this season playing with a broken rib. » 12/05/14 9:25am 12/05/14 9:25am

Tony Romo Could Play Sunday Despite Two Fractures In His Back

Cowboys fans dreading the prospect of 67-year-old Brandon Weeden starting Sunday still have some hope. According to Todd Archer of ESPN, Tony Romo might start this weekend, even after suffering two fractured transverse process in his back against Washington on Monday. » 11/01/14 5:50pm 11/01/14 5:50pm

Jerry Jones: Tony Romo's Status Depends On His Pain Tolerance

The good: Tony Romo's new back injury isn't related to his surgery, and it won't end his season. The bad: That's only true if you believe Jerry Jones. » 10/29/14 10:44am 10/29/14 10:44am

Jerry Jones Is Fucking Crazy

It was only a matter of time before Jerry Jones fucked it all up. I covered the Cowboys for NBC's Dallas affiliate for a few years, and covering the Cowboys is an easy job because Jerry Jones never stops talking to the media, and is a completely fucking insane person. He is a man who abhors a vacuum. He tolerates… » 10/28/14 11:02am 10/28/14 11:02am

Jerry Jones Was Weirdly Hands-On For Tony Romo's Return

Every Cowboys fan in America held their breath when Tony Romo took a knee to his surgically repaired back. Not Jerry Jones. The Cowboys owner/GM/head trainer leaped into action. » 10/28/14 9:08am 10/28/14 9:08am

Tony Romo Knocked Out Of Game Vs. Washington With Apparent Back Injury

Tony Romo failed to make it through the third quarter of the Cowboys' battle at home against the Redskins tonight after a sack by Keenan Robinson left the Dallas quarterback unable to rise from the turf for several minutes. » 10/27/14 10:40pm 10/27/14 10:40pm

Tony Romo Calls Out LB Jameel McClain As The Mike; McClain Disagrees

Quarterbacks call out the Mike linebacker all the time in football. The purpose is so the offensive line knows which defensive players to block, using the Mike as a starting point. (Here's a quick, good explanation for the unfamiliar.) When Tony Romo identified Giants linebacker Jameel McClain as the Mike on one… » 10/19/14 6:45pm 10/19/14 6:45pm

Terrance Williams's Catch Was Great, But Tony Romo's Throw Was Better

The best and most important play on Sunday was Tony Romo's hookup with Terrance Williams on a third-and-20, keeping alive a fourth-quarter drive that would end in the Cowboys' go-ahead touchdown against the Seahawks. There had been 55 third-and-at-least-20s to that point in the season, according to ESPN Stats & Info,… » 10/13/14 1:51pm 10/13/14 1:51pm

Tony Romo Hobbled By Huge Bobby Wagner Hit

This is a clean hit, though it left Tony Romo in tiny little pieces, all scattered across the CenturyLink Field turf. Somehow they swept enough of them up and glued them together in time for the next Dallas drive, because Romo was back behind center moments later. » 10/12/14 4:45pm 10/12/14 4:45pm

A Very Special First Half Highlight Reel For Cowboys Fans

The Dallas Cowboys are firing on all cylinders today against the San Francisco 49ers. Here's a highlight reel of all the top plays from the first half, just for Cowboys fans. » 9/07/14 5:55pm 9/07/14 5:55pm

Tony Romo Spawns Future Frontman Of Weezer Cover Band

Tony Romo and his wife Candice welcomed their second child into the world yesterday, and they gave the tyke an...uh...interesting name. » 3/19/14 3:57pm 3/19/14 3:57pm

NFL All-Non-Playoff Team: The Best Players Not In The Postseason

In the NFL, where many believe that winning supersedes stats, many outstanding players don't get the accolades or attention they deserve, just because the rest of their team was shit. We think that's dumb, so we've gathered up the best players out of the league who didn't make the playoffs this season. » 1/03/14 1:29pm 1/03/14 1:29pm

With Orton Or Romo, The Cowboys Are Still The Cowboys

The Cowboys' season ended in a way that all Cowboys' seasons now seem destined to end: With an 8-8 record, a trip to the playoffs handed over to a division rival, and a backbreaking interception. Tony Romo may not have been there to preside over this year's clusterfuck, but he wasn't needed—the Cowboys are always… » 12/30/13 10:00am 12/30/13 10:00am

Tony Romo: Poor Bastard

Ordinarily, the idea of someone or something being "cursed" is reserved for those who think The Flintstones was based on a true story and baseball writers. But this? This is almost too much to bear, even for people with brains. » 12/28/13 10:39am 12/28/13 10:39am

Tony Romo still hadn't been officially ruled out for Sunday's game against the Eagles until today. Jason Garrett told reporters that Romo had back surgery and will be placed on IR. [@NFLCharean] » 12/27/13 11:35am 12/27/13 11:35am