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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    10:14 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Now Laying 10
    Well, is it 10 or 12? I can't handle this suspense!
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    09:54 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Now Laying 10
    [www.foxnews.com]

    That title is a little risque, even for FoxNews.
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    Image of Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP
    10:02 PM

    @DirkToberFest:

    I guess that's more tasteful than "Kobe analyzing other women."
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    DirkToberFest promoted this comment Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP was starred Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP was unstarred
    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    10:09 PM

    @Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: Well, he does want to be an analyst and a therapist.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    09:37 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Now Laying 10
    Wow, I'm impressed no one has made a "Go on. Be a Tiger" joke.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09:36 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Now Laying 10
    Tiger later explained that the golf euphemism for that particular encounter was "Playing It As it Lies."
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09:08 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Now Laying 10
    Christ. You give Susan Boyle 15 seconds, and she'll take an hour.
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    09:00 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Now Laying 10
    She's aged surprising well since turning in Dillinger.
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    Lionel Osbourne was starred Lionel Osbourne was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09:10 PM

    @Lionel Osbourne: Congrats on the star. Well-deserved.
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    09:18 PM

    @Steve U: Thank you, kind sir. Not going to lie, it's pretty cool to have one.
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    Lionel Osbourne was starred Lionel Osbourne was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08:14 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Now Laying 10
    Let's adjust the Tiger Paramour-O-Meter

    Located in beautiful Paramus, NJ, right off the Black Horse Pike!
     Reply
    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    08:04 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Now Laying 10
    Nice... shoes.
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    Jefferson Tardship was starred Jefferson Tardship was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    07:12 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Now Laying 10
    I look at that pic and think one thing:

    When did Tiger start screwing Divine?

    /John Waters'd
     Reply
    AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07:10 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Now Laying 10
    Tiger's reps are keeping it quiet because "they don't want any publicity about what is going on in the marriage."

    You guys are doing yeoman's work, Tiger's reps. Real solid stuff.
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    07:03 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Now Laying 10
    Esquire's Chris Jones looks at Tiger and sees his own philandering brother:

    Why are we comparing Tiger to a man who gives to charity?
     Reply
    DirkToberFest was starred DirkToberFest was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    07:10 PM

    @DirkToberFest: Excellent point. Now, had he compared him to his Evandering brother, the point would've been much more clear.
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    AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    09:44 PM

    @AzureTexan: he'd pop a buddy in the mouth for some of that...*

    *it should be noted: I've been trying to make a successful joke about Mr. Holyfield's run as a BK pitchman for almost 4 years on here now, and it hasn't happened yet.
     Reply
    Juancho was starred Juancho was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    07:02 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Now Laying 10
    Tiger's mother-in-law, Barbro Holmberg, late of Sweden's Ministry for Foreign Affairs, has arrived.

    Are you sure? Has this been Affirmed?
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    Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    07:09 PM

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: I'm not sure, but Tiger's been jockeying Big Brown into furlongs for quite some time.
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    Image of StevieFranchise StevieFranchise
    07:18 PM

    @AzureTexan: Stop being such a Smarty Jones! It's not like he's banging his Secretariat
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    07:28 PM

    @StevieFranchise: Well, I kept telling Tiger, "Behave Yourself*, this is a Genuine Risk*," but he just kept immersing himself in Foolish Pleasure* until, inevitably, it resulted in soul-crushing Regret.*

    (And no, I did NOT just Wiki the 1921, 1975, 1980 and 1915 winners, respectively, of the Kentucky Derby.)
     Reply
    AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07:33 PM

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Tiger was hoping for a little Sunday Silence this weekend, but no chance of that with the old battle axe in town.
     Reply
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    Image of TimCouchFanatic TimCouchFanatic
    07:44 PM

    @ScientificMapp: Somehow I don't think she's going to see the Funny Cide of all of this.
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment TimCouchFanatic was starred TimCouchFanatic was unstarred
    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06:57 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Now Laying 10
    Make it 11 - when I popped in Tiger Woods 09 for Xbox last night, virtual Tiger was getting it on with my girlfriend's create-a-character in the fake pro shop.
     Reply
    Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    10:15 PM

    @Kid Canada: so the c-a-c was blond with big tits?
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    Juancho was starred Juancho was unstarred
    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    06:49 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Now Laying 10
    That Woods's preference in road beef is, at best, medium-rare

    MEDIUM RARE?? That waffle house waitress up there is fucking burnt up and crispy....his only preference is apparently a vagina, and based on that picture, even that part is questionable.
     Reply
    Phintastic was starred Phintastic was unstarred
    Image of DaOtterAgain DaOtterAgain
    06:50 PM

    @Phintastic: Tiger's now laying 1's.
    /fixed
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    Phintastic promoted this comment DaOtterAgain was starred DaOtterAgain was unstarred
    Image of Butter Chicken Butter Chicken
    06:52 PM

    @Phintastic: When people are using the term "grizzled veteran" to describe one of your conquests, it might be time to raise your standards a bit.
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    Butter Chicken was starred Butter Chicken was unstarred
    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    06:56 PM

    @Phintastic: Cocaine is a helluva drug.
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    formerly Chief Wahoo was starred formerly Chief Wahoo was unstarred
    Image of StevieFranchise StevieFranchise
    07:03 PM

    @Phintastic: She musta been something before electricity...

    /Czervik'd
     Reply
    StevieFranchise was starred StevieFranchise was unstarred
    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    06:48 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Now Laying 10
    Long time since I listened to it, but holy shit is "Some Girls" a great album.
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    formerly Chief Wahoo was starred formerly Chief Wahoo was unstarred
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