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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12:01 PM

    In reply to Tennessee's "Hostess" Program Catches Recruits' (And NCAA's) Eyes (Updated)
    Click to enlarge

    Ain't that the truth.
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Ben Cohen Ben Cohen
    12:01 PM

    In reply to Tennessee's "Hostess" Program Catches Recruits' (And NCAA's) Eyes (Updated)
    Best part of the story is the completely straight and newsy lead-in to Lattimore's gem, referencing the, um, deep impact of these hostesses:

    "Some recruits say their influence is significant."

    And that's it for the paragraph. Carry on.
     Reply
    Ben Cohen was starred Ben Cohen was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    12:00 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    This is a production still from the new Chronicles of Hernia: The Liar, the Bitch, and the (Human Growth) Hormones.
     Reply
    Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11:57 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    Wow, you know the economy's in bad shape when the $275 Million Man has to take an off-season job as a javelin-thrower in the New York production of Cavalia.
     Reply
    AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of Vai Sikahe-man Vai Sikahe-man
    11:55 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    Matthew Broderick sheds a tear every time he rolls over in bed.
     Reply
    formerly Chief Wahoo promoted this comment Vai Sikahe-man was starred Vai Sikahe-man was unstarred
    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    11:56 AM

    @Vai Sikahe-man: from a sore ass?
     Reply
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11:54 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    Sure we make fun of A-rod for his Centaur portrait, but no one says a peep about Jokim Noah's Satyr portrait
     Reply
    Edited by HockeyMountain at 12/09/09 11:55 AM HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11:55 AM

    @HockeyMountain:
     Reply
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    Image of Mitchell Freedman Fan Club Mitchell Freedman Fan Club
    11:52 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    Despite giving it his best effort, A-Rod's 2009 revival of Zoobilee Zoo failed to gather much support.
     Reply
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11:51 AM

    In reply to Tennessee's "Hostess" Program Catches Recruits' (And NCAA's) Eyes (Updated)
    She only comes when she's on Rocky Top.
     Reply
    Clarence Rosario was starred Clarence Rosario was unstarred
    Image of BillyHoyleOwesMeMoney BillyHoyleOwesMeMoney
    11:45 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    We have a major flaw here!

    It's "Sports Human of the Year"

    Not "Sports Centaur of the Year"
     Reply
    MarkKelsosMigraine promoted this comment Edited by BillyHoyleOwesMeMoney at 12/09/09 11:46 AM BillyHoyleOwesMeMoney was starred BillyHoyleOwesMeMoney was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11:48 AM

    @BillyHoyleOwesMeMoney: Sports Centaur is a special series on ESPNequine.
     Reply
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11:45 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    You could have combined a few of these and just said :

    Alex Rodriguez
    Kissed a gift horse in the mouth.
     Reply
    HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11:45 AM

    In reply to Tennessee's "Hostess" Program Catches Recruits' (And NCAA's) Eyes (Updated)
    Suddenly that whole "oral commitment" stuff makes much more sense.
     Reply
    Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    11:44 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    No, I'm sorry. We don't vote for dirty centaurs.
     Reply
    ClueHeywood was starred ClueHeywood was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11:40 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    but the journey to this point was a circuitous one.

    Hey Kids - Big Ben! Parliament!
     Reply
    MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of DAULERIO DAULERIO
    11:42 AM

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Ha. God, I miss Jack...
     Reply
    DAULERIO was starred DAULERIO was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11:45 AM

    @DAULERIO: Do people under 30 know/like that movie?
     Reply
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11:52 AM

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: My family and I are looking for sex.
     Reply
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11:57 AM

    @DAULERIO: Hey, A.J.! Happy Birthday!
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    11:37 AM

    In reply to Tennessee's "Hostess" Program Catches Recruits' (And NCAA's) Eyes (Updated)
    I actually believe these girls can get high school recruits to commit without performing any release maneuvers on them. Afterall, I've eaten Hooters wings, which taste like donkey ass, on 50+ occasions with nothing more than some incidental boob brush on the walk to the bathroom in return.
     Reply
    Theodore Donald Kerabatsos was starred Theodore Donald Kerabatsos was unstarred
    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11:35 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    I still don't understand why you would need batting gloves to throw a spear.
     Reply
    DennyCrane was starred DennyCrane was unstarred
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