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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    06:19 PM

    In reply to White Men Can Jump To Conclusions
    Photo: Avid Basketball Fan and Noted Slut Clementine Stockton lines up candidates for the paternity test of two-week old John.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    05:41 PM

    In reply to White Men Can Jump To Conclusions
    Fox News will be running a similar feature next week, with Bill O'Reilly trying to figure out why we haven't seen a white American President in almost a full year.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    05:03 PM

    In reply to White Men Can Jump To Conclusions
    ...if it weren't for the pernicious stereotype about white players and defense.

    The one that Kermit Washington started about them all having glass jaws?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05:01 PM

    In reply to White Men Can Jump To Conclusions
    Mark Schwartz is most concerned with the glaring lack of Tay-Sachs in the NBA.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06:27 PM

    @Hatey McLife: I'll need Wikipedia to understand that, but if you were able to offend some pink-boxed douchebag, then bravo regardless.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    04:57 PM

    In reply to White Men Can Jump To Conclusions
    "run by white Americans, coached by white Americans and marketed to white Americans, and whose white American commissioner once hired a white American political consultant"

    And David Stern already knows about the Underground Railroad. Fool me once...
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    04:56 PM

    In reply to White Men Can Jump To Conclusions
    The reason white boys don't make it to the NBA? It's venue physics: In indoor arenas, they can't get their uniforms dirty.
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    Image of Jerry Koosman RC Jerry Koosman RC
    04:55 PM

    In reply to White Men Can Jump To Conclusions
    White Americans, a "group that's never been smaller"

    Coincidentally, Real Sex just ran a segment last night about white americans being stereotyped in the porn industry.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    04:57 PM

    @Jerry Koosman RC: Yeah, I saw myself on that report, just barely.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04:54 PM

    In reply to White Men Can Jump To Conclusions
    Also, Americans haven't elected a white president since 2004. We don't just need a Jackie Robinson, we need a Barack Obama too.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    04:50 PM

    In reply to White Men Can Jump To Conclusions
    For OTL to go rummaging around the dark recesses of the league's psyche for some sinister explanation to a piece of demographic trivia isn't just wrongheaded; it's a rite borrowed from the Church of the Aggrieved White Male (Bishop Glenn Beck presiding).

    I look forward to seeing this sentence way in the upper-right corner of next week's Approval Matrix.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04:50 PM

    In reply to White Men Can Jump To Conclusions
    Everything changed forever the night Christian Laettner stomped on Gimel Martinez' chest.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04:49 PM

    In reply to White Men Can Jump To Conclusions
    On the plus side, Fig Newton and skim milk sales are brisk in the coveted "non-NBA player" demographic.
     Reply
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    04:48 PM

    In reply to White Men Can Jump To Conclusions
    White dudes are too busy practicing Not Wasting My Time On A Pipe Dream, I'll Just Go To School And Be Average.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04:51 PM

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I love the Neil Sedaka version of that song.
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    04:48 PM

    In reply to White Men Can Jump To Conclusions
    They must have brought the old mat out of storage.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    04:42 PM

    In reply to White Men Can Jump To Conclusions
    White Americans, a "group that's never been smaller" in the NBA. (You may leave the room now, Steve Nash.)

    You too, Jason Williams.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04:44 PM

    @#c17483908: It don't get any whiter than that, now does it?
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04:46 PM

    @DirkToberFest:
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    05:11 PM

    @Juancho: Oh. That would be pretty hilarious, but I was referring to the other Jason Williams because he's black and not in the NBA.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    02:18 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Sean Salisbury
    I'd watch out Sean. "Gawker has a championsip defense" said legal expert Jeffrey Toobin "when you go into a courtroom with them, you better pack a lunch- they will come hard right out of the gate and they will hit you right in the mouth."
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