I don't think I've ever wanted someone's name and e-mail address this badly. Seriously, this schmuck should be down on his knees thanking Drew for keeping him anonymous. #assholefandigest
@Chris Hanson's Axe: Also, so we can read through the comments and laugh hysterically at the morons who inevitably jumped all over Murphy. Although, I did notice that most comments seemed to dislike Asshole from the start, which was nice of them. #assholefandigest
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Also, I have some iPhone upskirt shots of various members of the Ali family.
K THX! #assholefandigest
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You have a new King!!! #assholefandigest
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Oh, you mean the guy in the story.
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My real name isn't DirkToberFest.
I'm so ashamed.
-DirkToberFest
P.S. Fuck. #assholefandigest
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I just thought it would be cool to have a story on Deadspin. Sorry Drew.
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/hangs self
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