If a sports league adds two weeks of games, and no one sees them because they are blacked out of being shown on local television, do they make a sound?
The extra fortnight would also give Sandra Bullock a chance to star as the put-upon football wife in Paramount Pictures' "Two More Weeks," which, presumably, will also feature Seth Rogen as the overachieving nose tackle and Seth Greene as the undersized but big-hearted placekicker whose game-tying kick sends the movie into a sequel, "Two More Weeks Two," starring Drew Barrymore as the put-upon football wife's sister, Bree, who is pretty.
If you try to make "more" of the negative numbers teams like Jacksonville or Detroit are earning lately, that's just more negatives. Its simple math, people.*
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Oh, and: yes.
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Bring on Marbury!
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...oh that says "BY A tiger"
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Truly deserving.
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*has Associates Degree in English
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And what exactly are they going to do about it? Pay their players to stay in college?
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Trust me, you're doing it wrong, asshole.
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