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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/14/09

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2006
    Abyss and Kurt Cobain? wha-whaaaa?!
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    12/14/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY: Time For Voting
    Want a star? Vote Salisbury.

    Want to be chided for being front-running neophytes with no real understanding of the scope of Deadspin's history? Vote Tiger.
     Reply
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    12/14/09

    @P. Escobar, Jets Fan: You are a big fat idiot and you don't know what you are talking about. Tiger is all over the news right now, they are making jokes on late night TV and he is on ESPN. All of this proves that Tiger should win! Now if you will excuse me, I have to go and play FarmVille.

    Good day
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    12/14/09

    @sir_pantsalot: Now is when I confess that the "organic fertilizer" I sold your co-op is actually Agent Orange.
     Reply
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/14/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY: Time For Voting
    I imagine that the Stern Fan Network will soon blow this voting up.
     Reply
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    12/14/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY: Time For Voting
    Which one is the most ironic?
     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/14/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY: Time For Voting
    "Your Honor, why would my client conduct an extensive campaign to ruin the plaintiff's reputation, and yet award him its highest honor in the very same year?"
     Reply
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/14/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY: Time For Voting
    Salisbury. Not even close.

    He should win, just as an olive branch before he sues each and every editor and commenter.
     Reply
    Edited by Chris Hanson's Axe at 12/14/09 2:34 PM Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/14/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: So, voting for Tiger gets me a separate trial, right?
     Reply
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/14/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY: Time For Voting
    Every non-Tiger candidate is going to get hit in the mouth like they were the Prime Minister of Italy.
     Reply
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/14/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY: Time For Voting
    If a dumb whore who fucked a bunch of dumb whores can be elected SHOTY then there is hope that someday I too can be elected SHOTY. And that is a day I never want to see.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12/14/09

    @twoeightnine: It's not like it would be the first time. The stories of Baby Mangino's conquests at His Flock Christian Child Care are legendary.
     Reply
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    12/14/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY: Time For Voting
    I was at a holiday party last night and in the host's room I saw Artie Lange's book.

    It was sitting on top of Infinite Jest.

    That said, Tiger.
     Reply
    Pedro Cuatrocinco was starred Pedro Cuatrocinco was unstarred
    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12/14/09

    @Pedro Cuatrocinco: That's like putting Crash on top of Crash.
     Reply
    Edited by ScientificMapp at 12/14/09 2:39 PM ScientificMapp was starred ScientificMapp was unstarred
    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/14/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY: Time For Voting
    This will be fun. These SHOTY debates are always calm and level-headed.
     Reply
    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/14/09

    @ArkansasFred: Did you just make eye contact with me? You motherfucker, you probably voted for LANGE too? Didn't you, you fuck??
     Reply
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    Image of Texy Texy
    12/14/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY: Time For Voting
    Look, I'm not crazy enough to think Josh Hamilton can take this thing... I'm just hoping he can get more votes than Mariotti.
     Reply
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12/14/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY: Time For Voting
    Redacting tape manufacturers are gonna spend a fortune promoting Salisbury's candidacy.
     Reply
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12/14/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY: Time For Voting
    What did Phil Ivey do that was so noteworthy?

    BTW, it's Salisbury all the way, bitches.
     Reply
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/14/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY: Time For Voting
    The problem is that I'm gonna mess up my monitor with my write-in vote, Dame Judi Dench.

    /has idea, goes to store for erasable Sharpie
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/14/09

    @AzureTexan: Every year, my request to nominate Angela Lansbury falls on deaf ears. I guess Deadspin doesn't care about national treasures.
     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/14/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: That task is left to Nicholas Cage and Nicholas Cage alone these days, sadly.
     Reply
    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/14/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Scandal, She Wrote.

    Indeed, Deadspin did nothing — nothing — with my offer to host an appreciation dinner for the First Lady of the American Stage, Lance Bass.
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/14/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY: Time For Voting
    It's now time to vote.

    Michael Steele told me voting was for nerds and if I did it I would be a nerd forever.

    Unless, of course, I voted against the gay lady for mayor.
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