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    11/09/09

    In reply to “My Coach Broke My Collarbone.” Your First Edition Of A-HOLE COACH DIGEST
    I thought high school wrestlers were kind of fucked up in the head to begin with, but the fact that the coach used to shower with them and everyone was cool with it convinced me. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of Bucket O' Hatorade Bucket O' Hatorade
    11/09/09

    In reply to “My Coach Broke My Collarbone.” Your First Edition Of A-HOLE COACH DIGEST
    Our coach will end this feature before it gets going. He makes me ask the manager of our local sports pub to close early on a Friday night so he can fuck some crazy bitch. Then he orders me to marry this bitch to keep shit quiet!

    Cheap cocksucker only gave her $3,000 for an abortion.

    Tim Sypher-Louisville,KY #assholecoachdigest
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    Drew Magary promoted this comment Bucket O' Hatorade was starred Bucket O' Hatorade was unstarred
    Image of When_you_get_the_money_you_get_the_Micah_Hoffpauir When_you_get_the_money_you_get_the_Micah_Hoffpauir
    11/09/09

    In reply to “My Coach Broke My Collarbone.” Your First Edition Of A-HOLE COACH DIGEST
    I had a coach who would say things like "It's getting a little dark out here." Then turn to the black kid on the team and say, "No offense, Black Kids Name." He's in the Illinois HOF of baseball. #assholecoachdigest
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    Drew Magary promoted this comment When_you_get_the_money_you_get_the_Micah_Hoffpauir was starred When_you_get_the_money_you_get_the_Micah_Hoffpauir was unstarred
    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/09/09

    In reply to “My Coach Broke My Collarbone.” Your First Edition Of A-HOLE COACH DIGEST
    I had a swimming coach when I was four, named Mr. Willamy. During a swim lesson, I was reluctant to enter the pool. Mr. Willamy responded by yelling at me, dunking my head in the water

    I'm sure your water wings meant you were in no real danger of drowning, Drew. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of ClingingMars ClingingMars
    11/09/09

    In reply to “My Coach Broke My Collarbone.” Your First Edition Of A-HOLE COACH DIGEST
    Nope. my ol' ball coach is still a good friend of mine. #assholecoachdigest
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    Greek McPapadopoulos promoted this comment ClingingMars was starred ClingingMars was unstarred
    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    11/09/09

    @ClingingMars: I believe we've located Danny Wuerffel #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    11/09/09

    In reply to “My Coach Broke My Collarbone.” Your First Edition Of A-HOLE COACH DIGEST
    I started to type out my miserable saga about my asshole high school wrestling coach who wore a singlet over a polo shirt and refused to let me drop 20 pounds to achieve my dreams...but then I realized I was just narrating the plot of Vision Quest. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    11/09/09

    In reply to “My Coach Broke My Collarbone.” Your First Edition Of A-HOLE COACH DIGEST
    "He even kept his job at the school even though he supply fucked her in his office multiple times"

    Huh? Is that some adverb form of "supple"? Or did he school "supply" fuck her, like, with staplers and protractors and shit? Either way, he's to be commended for his tenderness and/or innovation. #assholecoachdigest
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    11/09/09

    @FlakJack: Supposedly, there is a 9-letter per word limit when using wi-fi at Subway. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    11/09/09

    @Gravy: I am going with subtly. I minored in translation of complete dumbass in college. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers
    11/09/09

    @FlakJack: His spellcheck apparently had no other options when he tried to write "supposably." #assholecoachdigest
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    FlakJack promoted this comment ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers was starred ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers was unstarred
    Image of Gravy Gravy
    11/09/09

    @crazyjoedavola: Subtly (adv.) So slight as to be difficult to detect or describe;

    You, sir, may be correct. #assholecoachdigest
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    FlakJack promoted this comment Gravy was starred Gravy was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11/09/09

    In reply to “My Coach Broke My Collarbone.” Your First Edition Of A-HOLE COACH DIGEST
    Coaches that are not merely incompetent, but also paranoid, megalomaniacal, and prickish.

    Watched the Sopranos this weekend did we? #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of Torgo's Executive Powder Torgo's Executive Powder
    11/09/09

    In reply to “My Coach Broke My Collarbone.” Your First Edition Of A-HOLE COACH DIGEST
    He even kept his job at the school even though he supply fucked her in his office multiple times

    I sure hope the stapler was brown at the beginning of the encounter.
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    FlakJack promoted this comment Edited by Torgo's Executive Powder at 11/09/09 12:30 PM Torgo's Executive Powder was starred Torgo's Executive Powder was unstarred
    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    11/09/09

    @Torgo's Executive Powder: +1 for "beating" me to it... #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/09/09

    In reply to “My Coach Broke My Collarbone.” Your First Edition Of A-HOLE COACH DIGEST
    Those who can't do, teach.

    Those who can't teach, teach gym.

    Those who' can't teach gym, substitute teach gym.

    Those who can't substitute teach gym, use the handle David Hume. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/09/09

    @DirkToberFest: Damn right, I don't do that substitute crap. It's a full time commitment, haranguing goths, computer geeks, theater kids and the dangerously asthmatic into 45 minutes of my favorite activities: "Twisted ankles and hurt feelings" "Puberty hates you" "That'll be purple tomorrow" or the all time best, "Oops I ripped your new shirt!" #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    11/09/09

    In reply to “My Coach Broke My Collarbone.” Your First Edition Of A-HOLE COACH DIGEST
    I'm really hoping reader Theo F. keeps the stories about his junior hockey coach to himself. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of Butter Chicken Butter Chicken
    11/09/09

    @Pete Gaines: First he will start with a vigourous denial of reader Sheldon K.'s stories. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where The Spirited Phillies Fan Leaves Us A Phone Message
    Dear Liz,

    If I actually got angry every time a man says something stupid and sexist on the internet, I would have died of a massive brain hemorrhage by now. How are you still alive to send email? #philliesfan
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    Image of SEDonaldson SEDonaldson
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where The Spirited Phillies Fan Leaves Us A Phone Message
    I would like to know why Gawker Media just called me on 11/7 at 2:05 am PST and has violated my cease and desist order not once, but twice. Therefore, I write here again for documentation: cease and desist. #philliesfan
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    BruschisBrewsky promoted this comment SEDonaldson was starred SEDonaldson was unstarred
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    11/07/09

    @SEDonaldson: After the heavy breathing and hangup from Deadspin at 2:05 am, I now received another call at 2:43 am, asking for me by name. I requested a callback days ago... not in the middle of the night! I'd ask if you had any manners or professionalism to handle your legal matters promptly and during sensible hours... but it's an obvious NO! #philliesfan
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    BruschisBrewsky promoted this comment SEDonaldson was starred SEDonaldson was unstarred
    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/07/09

    @SEDonaldson: Consider yourself lucky, AJ charges me $1.50 a minute for those kind of calls. #philliesfan
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    Image of Vots Vots
    11/07/09

    @SEDonaldson: If you had the embed turned off on your video, then it would've never been viewable on Deadspin.

    But, let's just say you're telling the truth. Let's just say you did in fact have embedding videos turned off. Let's just say you turned it off and didn't just think you turned it off when it fact you didn't.

    How would this be Deadspin's fault? If it was turned off, then it's not Deadspin's fault, it's YouTube's fault. Because it would mean a feature of theirs isn't working right.

    It's so dumb to go after Deadspin about this, that I can't even begin to explain how dumb it is. I would think the comments you've got about it already, would've been your first clue.

    But you should be complaining to YouTube though. This is a problem on their part not Deadspin's. Oh, and good luck getting anything more then a "we'll look into it" from a multi-billion dollar company.

    Also, your misunderstanding of the law is hilarious. Saying "cease and desist" is just destroying your reputation even more (if that's even possible).

    Also, the fact that you're actually trying to use a cease and desist, is also hilarious.

    Is this your first time turning on the internet? Did you just now enter the digital age? Did they just now bring them fancy, schmancy trees with lines attached to them, around your neighborhood? Because anything you post on a public internet site (which YouTube is), can be re-posted by sites like Deadspin. And if embedding is turned off, they can still link to it.

    There's nothing you can do about it. Well, unless you somehow you find a way to be Queen of the internets.

    Anyways, have a good day. Thought I'd try to help you and give you some insight instead of insulting you, because honestly, I'm tired of hearing about you. #philliesfan
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    DAULERIO promoted this comment Vots was starred Vots was unstarred
    Image of Jhonka Jhonka
    11/07/09

    @SEDonaldson: I Declare ... BANKRUPTCY !! #philliesfan
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    11/06/09

    In reply to The One Where The Spirited Phillies Fan Leaves Us A Phone Message
    AzureTexan's message should earn him a star..if he doesn't have one already. #philliesfan
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    Image of SEDonaldson SEDonaldson
    11/06/09

    In reply to The One Where The Spirited Phillies Fan Leaves Us A Phone Message
    That's it... wait and see... you are OUT OF CONTROL.... #philliesfan
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    FEAST promoted this comment SEDonaldson was starred SEDonaldson was unstarred
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    11/06/09

    @SEDonaldson: #philliesfan
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/06/09

    @SEDonaldson: Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! #philliesfan
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    11/07/09

    @SEDonaldson: Dave Coulier, ladies and gentlemen! #philliesfan
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