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New York, 11:17 PM
Thu Nov 12
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11:11 PM
09:49 PM
And yes, this man has read his W.C. Heinz, Buzz. #billsimmons
07:49 PM
In otherwords, Simmons is Harry Crane. #billsimmons
06:56 PM
06:44 PM
Also, the "f" thing was for the lower-case "s." #billsimmons
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06:16 PM
Indeed sir. His obsession with footnotes is a fucking nightmare. #billsimmons
06:16 PM
Somewhere, Joe Morgan tries to figure out how to make that dang "add to cart" button work. #billsimmons
06:06 PM
"A Simmons hasn't been this pilloried since Gene's 2022 divorce" says Darren Daulton of the TimeSpace Tribune.
Charles P. Pierce's criticism of the Sports Guy, read it today!
09:50 PM
06:02 PM
And here I thought that the author of the Bill of Rights just had a severe, text-based lisp. #billsimmons
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06:00 PM
To be fair, the man tried to stop being a human being and failed.. #billsimmons
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05:24 PM
So you were too BUSY to be hooking up with girls, then? #jamboroo
05:23 PM
Yes, I would agree that marrying a 13 year old is a huge mistake. #jamboroo