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New York, 11:29 AM
Wed Nov 11
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11:24 AM
Look, those with sticks up their asses, it's a satirical sports blog designed to make light of sports happenings. Deadspin should not have to apologize for being a blog that occasionally gets a story wrong. This isn't an AP news outlet, and if something you read on here gets your panties in a bunch this badly then you should seriously look into re-prioritizing your life. And maybe get a job. #announcements
11:20 AM
So to use an analogy that Drew will find familiar and comforting, we can say that every once in a while, something stinky will come out of that elastic-rimmed opening, but the best we can do is wipe it up and move on. And hope that it goes away without any messy residue, or God forbid, an overflow. #announcements
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Brings back painful memories of the Christmas 1992. My parents told me Santa Claus wasn't real... while I was eating brisket made from a reindeer. #announcements
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Whew, I feel better. #announcements
10:41 AM
You know what is much easier when addressing -- using pre-printed address labels. That is how I did my wedding invitations.
Fuck you, Emily Post. #announcements
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