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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02:07 PM

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    The next sound we heard was the "slap" of wet newspaper upon tile flooring.

    That takes me back to the summer I spent violating the human rights of terror suspects at Gitmo.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    02:05 PM

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    "Can you beat them? You had a great week of practice, I'll say that. I think you CAN beat them, I just don't think you WILL."

    - Chris Brown, adding some reverse psychology to his relationship advice class for men.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    02:01 PM

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    This coach had a unique ability to traumatize every one in our school.

    That's not that unique...ask Notre Dame.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01:52 PM

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    This clown would routinely show up to practices 20 minutes late, wasted and reeking of cheap whiskey and cigarettes.

    In fairness, this was the "Ringling Bros, Barnum and Robert Mitchum" rec league.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    01:58 PM

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: + 1 Richard Burton.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01:49 PM

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    Before the first basketball practice coach would give you your very own jockstrap with your initials emblazoned on the front.

    Poor, poor Xavier Smith. So unfortunate.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    01:50 PM

    @David Hume: +1
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    01:52 PM

    @David Hume: +1
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    01:24 PM

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    MARCH
    DirkToberFest loses his virginity at a truck stop outside of Iowa City and finds it 3 months later at a tire shop in Oakland.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01:16 PM

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    "hunting little Mexican girls."

    Also the most popular sport on Chipper Jones' ranch.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    01:14 PM

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    A clean-shaven Saddam Hussein appears in court, and his brother Barack Hussein Obama electrifies the Democratic National Convention.

    Fuckin' Deadspin has gone way downhill. When Leitch left, you guys became a bunch of right-wing conspirators. Total bullshit if you ask me. By the way, if I read another positive review of Going Rogue on this site again, I will stop visiting.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12:59 PM

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    OCTOBER
    Tiger Woods calls mistress to reschedule planned rendezvous on 10/5, suggests getting together on 10/6, or maybe 10/7. Something happens with the Boston Red Sox. Amy Poehler joins Tina Fey on the "Weekend Update" desk. Ashlee Simpson lip-syncs.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12:55 PM

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    back when Richard Dreyfuss was the biggest movie star in all the land

    He also took the title of "Sexiest Man Alive" from Elliott Gould.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12:49 PM

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    Decade Retrospective: 2005

    Ken Jennings begins his next streak: Completely awesome Deadspin comments under the handle SuperMike5Alive.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12:49 PM

    In reply to By The Time You Read This, Another Woman Will Have Claimed To Have Had Sex With Tiger Woods
    Hulu is sorry, currently its video library can only be streamed within the United States.

    How can I live knowing there's an inside joke here and I'm not on the inside?
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    12:36 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    POT ROAST!
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11:41 AM

    In reply to Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: See How He Loved Football Edition
    Florida Gay-Tears?
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    11:32 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    Would this be the first posthumous SHOTY awarded?
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