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    Yuk It Up, Stoners. The Olympics Torch Looks Like A Doob.
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    Image of CCSABBATICAL CCSABBATICAL
    05/22/09

    In reply to Yuk It Up, Stoners. The Olympics Torch Looks Like A Doob.
    HELLLO DUAN! I just went to a goddamn Sexy Model Party!
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: Tell me, the only person up, about it
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    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    05/22/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: I didn't go to sleep yet, I want to hear about this.
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    Image of CCSABBATICAL CCSABBATICAL
    05/22/09

    @Cecil's Wielder: Lets just say, less than bikini's were in effect, body art, and liquor between boobs were involved.
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    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    05/22/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: That sounds way better than my beer, Futurama reruns and hanging out 'round here.
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    Image of CCSABBATICAL CCSABBATICAL
    05/22/09

    @Cecil's Wielder: It was a good time, the only thing missing was doing some cocaine off the bar.


    /Or tight ass

    //Both serve as good cocaine platforms

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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: Wow, my night consisted of watching the Laker game w/ my parents and this....lame
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    Image of CCSABBATICAL CCSABBATICAL
    05/22/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: I watched the game before going to the sexy model party. Denver deserved the W.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: You cunt! LAKERS!!!
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    Image of CCSABBATICAL CCSABBATICAL
    05/22/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: I'm sorry. I just can't root for the Lakers. I hate Kobe.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: I'm the Jezebel and I find the Kobe vendetta weird. What does that say about everyone eles?
    /assuming this has to do w/ the rape
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    Image of CCSABBATICAL CCSABBATICAL
    05/22/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: Actually I just find his lack of personality grating, along with his general surliness. He is the least like-able superstar since Barry Bonds.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: @Owen's Hard Greaves: Ok, more understandable. I find most professional athletes to have a shitty personality.
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    Image of Owen's Hard Greaves Owen's Hard Greaves
    05/22/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: Indeed. Think the Lakers can rebound from tonight's loss to win the series? They've got a good shot at it in my mind, especially if Gasol and Bynum play well; that could cause Denver some matchup problems.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    @Owen's Hard Greaves: Oh w/out a doubt they have a chance. Gasol just needs to take his head out of his ass and play better than tonight.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    In reply to Yuk It Up, Stoners. The Olympics Torch Looks Like A Doob.
    This is how they feel about me



    + Watch video
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    Image of CCSABBATICAL CCSABBATICAL
    05/22/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: I gotta know, in my current drunken state, what do you look like?


    /Curious

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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: 5'3"... not a stick...dark skin...brown eyes...dark brown hair...
    you?
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    In reply to Yuk It Up, Stoners. The Olympics Torch Looks Like A Doob.
    Here's how I feel about some Deadspin Commenters who are not here this evening



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    05/22/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: No All 4 One?
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    @Cecil's Wielder: No it's all about Color Me Badd
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    In reply to Yuk It Up, Stoners. The Olympics Torch Looks Like A Doob.
    Sexytime music you ask....



    + Watch video
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    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    05/22/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: Can't go wrong with AC this time of night.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    @Cecil's Wielder: This song is a sure way to get into my pants...
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    In reply to Yuk It Up, Stoners. The Olympics Torch Looks Like A Doob.
    OK RAP LETS SEE
    I'M GONNA GO W/



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    MarissaExplainsItAll was starred MarissaExplainsItAll was unstarred
    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    05/22/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: Mind the weird video

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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    @Cecil's Wielder: Is that the Chupacabra?
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    In reply to Yuk It Up, Stoners. The Olympics Torch Looks Like A Doob.
    OK Here's an awesomely demented song



    + Watch video
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    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    05/22/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: Then again, in the pre-Wessleyan world, I enjoyed Heathers to an absurd degree.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    @Cecil's Wielder: She based it on old B-movies
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    In reply to Yuk It Up, Stoners. The Olympics Torch Looks Like A Doob.
    What the fuck am I doing wrong? I'm using embed....
     Reply
    MarissaExplainsItAll was starred MarissaExplainsItAll was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    In reply to Yuk It Up, Stoners. The Olympics Torch Looks Like A Doob.
    LETS TRY THIS AGAIN
     Reply
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    In reply to Yuk It Up, Stoners. The Olympics Torch Looks Like A Doob.
    Testing...is my computer still being priggish
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    MarissaExplainsItAll was starred MarissaExplainsItAll was unstarred
    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    05/22/09

    In reply to Yuk It Up, Stoners. The Olympics Torch Looks Like A Doob.
    You're breaking my balls, Marissa.
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    D2theMatthews was starred D2theMatthews was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    @Cecil's Wielder: How am I doing that?
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    In reply to Yuk It Up, Stoners. The Olympics Torch Looks Like A Doob.
    fuck is it not working


    shit

     Reply
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    In reply to Yuk It Up, Stoners. The Olympics Torch Looks Like A Doob.
    You guys, it's time for a song
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    Image of 44 in a Row 44 in a Row
    05/22/09

    In reply to Yuk It Up, Stoners. The Olympics Torch Looks Like A Doob.
    Realizing that there's absolutely no way I can get this patent application done by 7 am. I can't even fucking read at this point, let alone think. So now I'm more or less just sitting here waiting for my (career) execution.


    My 3000-word law review application is due at 1pm tomorrow. I'm just skipping it.

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    05/22/09

    @44 in a Row: Yeah, I skipped that whole thing as well. Ours was given out on the first day of spring break during our first year, and was due like three days later. It essentially would have taken up all of the weekdays of spring break to get it done. How sadistic is that?
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    05/22/09

    In reply to Yuk It Up, Stoners. The Olympics Torch Looks Like A Doob.
    And I'm apparently too drunk to close my tabs.


    FYI, I moved my entire apartment today, with the exception of the bottom part of my bed frame, BY MYSELF. That includes the full-size tempurpedic mattress, which, let me tell you, is heavy as a mofo.

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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/22/09

    @44 in a Row: You're a champ....It took 3 people to move the contents of my bedroom downstairs...my old bedroom will be my nephew's nursery
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/22/09

    In reply to Yuk It Up, Stoners. The Olympics Torch Looks Like A Doob.
    SUP DUAN...working food service sucks when there's an anime convention going on across the street. I'm beat, and I need a drink.


    How be everyone?

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    05/22/09

    @Karlifornia: Realizing that there's absolutely no way I can get this patent application done by 7 am. I can't even fucking read at this point, let alone think. So now I'm more or less just sitting here waiting for my (career) execution.
     Reply
    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/22/09

    @Steve U: Do you look anything like that dog in your avatar? Please say yes, even if you don't.
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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    05/22/09

    @Karlifornia: Yes?


    And it's actually a cat - www.achewood.com

     Reply
    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
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