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    The Great Toronto Swindle

    Alex Rodriguez Loves His Mounties

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    Image of J-No J-No
    09/30/09

    In reply to The Great Toronto Swindle
    Cuntette has been added to the vernacular. I always thought that cunt could stand on its own, but I like the variation and will most likely use this when cunt is too harsh, but bitch is too soft. Thank you.
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    Image of Jayhawk Marley Jayhawk Marley
    09/30/09

    @J-No: Maybe I can use that term for short copper nanotubes, too.

    It's not linguistics, it's chemistry!
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    09/30/09

    In reply to The Great Toronto Swindle
    Snark-less response...

    I know at Camden Yards they often tell the person who is the winner they won prior to the random draw, so they have their name and information, so that some other, unknown hooligan (its Baltimore of course) doesnt try to jack the seat.

    Additionally, they do so to ensure that the seat they pick is not empty, which would be a bit of an embarassment.

    My guess is the gal going nuts was notified in advance that she won, but somehow her seat number was either misread by the person who notified her, or our assclown storyteller's seat was announced in error.

    Either way, doubtful its some grand corporate conspiracy. This aint consumerist.
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    Image of Fitz21and1 Fitz21and1
    09/30/09

    @Tracy Ham and Eggs: This is how it worked at NJ Nets games too. They notified the people in front of me they won a seat upgrade 20min before tip, but didn't do the "drawing" until the 2nd quarter.
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    09/30/09

    @Fitz21and1: Where some people seek corruption and deviousness I usually look for incompetence.

    The most likely solution is that someone is a moron
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    Image of William Sapphire and Tonic William Sapphire and Tonic
    09/30/09

    @Tracy Ham and Eggs: Funny, that's what my Dad always said: "Never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence."
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    09/30/09

    @Nasal Sacks: Thats ironic. My dad use to say "Stop beating off and go get me a beer and my chaw"
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    09/30/09

    In reply to The Great Toronto Swindle
    Rabble rabble rabble rabble
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    Image of 100percentinjuryrate 100percentinjuryrate
    09/30/09

    In reply to The Great Toronto Swindle
    Well that explains what JP Ricciardi's been doing for the second half of this season.
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    09/04/09

    In reply to Alex Rodriguez Loves His Mounties
    Jim Rice is using this as a further example of the hooligans who play the game today.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    09/04/09

    In reply to Alex Rodriguez Loves His Mounties
    He was dissapointed when he found out that it was only her gun that was digging into his hip.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    09/04/09

    In reply to Alex Rodriguez Loves His Mounties
    He's just shielding her from having to watch Vernon Wells hit.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    09/04/09

    @Kid Canada: +1
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/04/09

    In reply to Alex Rodriguez Loves His Mounties
    Arod Cop A Feel has always been my favorite Dickens book.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    09/04/09

    In reply to Alex Rodriguez Loves His Mounties
    You know, Alex, there's an easier way to get hockey cards.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/04/09

    In reply to Alex Rodriguez Loves His Mounties
    Looks like a tough day at the office, Spud.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/04/09

    @Steve U: +1
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    09/04/09

    In reply to Alex Rodriguez Loves His Mounties
    Who's down with OPP?
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    Image of driggity driggity
    07/30/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: The Watermelonheads
    Rams fans want their shtick back.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    07/30/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: The Watermelonheads
    Told you not to swallow the seeds.
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    Image of Larry Bird Flu Larry Bird Flu
    07/30/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: The Watermelonheads
    Evan Dando's follow-up effort can't get any play in the U.S.?
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    07/30/09

    In reply to Starred Commenter Theater: The Watermelonheads
    Alyssa Milano still won the "seed spitting" contest
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/30/09

    @Karlifornia: incredible.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/30/09

    @Karlifornia:

    That'll do it.
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    07/30/09

    @Karlifornia: Not even worth trying now.
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